Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy?
Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/30/10 09:05 PM





Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it.

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642

So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me.




Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy!


You realize that, from now until the end of time, you will be permanently associated with the "nice guy." It's a tremendous sacrifice, and we're all grateful. Except maybe for the REAL nice guys, who are still trying to wash "WELCOME" off their chests.



I guess their are worse things I could be associated with.bigsmile


Not many, though. Hitler. Billy Mays. Asparagus Pop-Tarts. It's a short list.




Why no love for Billy Mays? BILLY! I miss him!!laugh laugh

Quietman_2009's photo
Tue 03/30/10 09:12 PM


mighty putty is some badazz shiit


AndyBgood's photo
Tue 03/30/10 09:24 PM




With these two things you can fix ANYTHING!

Quietman_2009's photo
Tue 03/30/10 09:27 PM
JB Weld is industrial strength badazz shiit

yanno you can machine the stuff? I've done it

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 03/31/10 02:21 PM
Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!

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Wed 03/31/10 02:22 PM
That reminds me, I need to get pop tarts the next time I go grocery shopping....laugh

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Wed 03/31/10 02:27 PM

Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!


I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!


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Wed 03/31/10 02:28 PM


Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!


I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!




Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 03/31/10 02:38 PM



Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!


I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!




Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Well, sure, who wasn't? But you don't hear me screaming at people about it....!?


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Wed 03/31/10 04:02 PM




Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!


I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!




Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Well, sure, who wasn't? But you don't hear me screaming at people about it....!?




laugh I'd like to be that excited over something. The last time I was really overjoyed was when I found out I was moving out of Michigan for the last time.:banana:

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 03/31/10 04:08 PM
I love Oxyclean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ORANGEGLO! Oh and nice guys.

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Wed 03/31/10 04:09 PM
Now I want to visit the cleaning aisle......

bigsmile

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 03/31/10 04:15 PM

Now I want to visit the cleaning aisle......

bigsmile


They sell nice guys on the cleaning aisle or nice guys hang out on the cleaning aisle. I would love a nice guy that cleans and if he cooks, even better.:tongue:

Sneaksintoyourheart's photo
Wed 03/31/10 04:16 PM
if ya find one make sure he has a brother for me lol


((((CHRISSY)))

heavenlyboy34's photo
Wed 03/31/10 04:17 PM
since there are so many women who claim to be seeking a nice guy, I made it easy for y'all-simply apply at this thread with your qualifications as a mate and why you deserve me (a nice guy)- http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269746

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 03/31/10 04:23 PM

if ya find one make sure he has a brother for me lol


((((CHRISSY)))


Will do K. Hugs right back!

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Wed 03/31/10 04:28 PM
Nah, I don't want to visit the cleaning aisle to find a nice guy, I want to try the Orange Glo, I think I've been missing out.:banana:

Rolando25's photo
Fri 04/02/10 04:34 PM

Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs?

Nice guys please apply here.
perhaps you rejected them in the past and now karma is biting you in the behind.....maybe thats why?

just saying.

MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 04/03/10 01:25 PM
Edited by MeChrissy2 on Sat 04/03/10 01:25 PM


Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs?

Nice guys please apply here.
perhaps you rejected them in the past and now karma is biting you in the behind.....maybe thats why?

just saying.


If it was Karma I would have won the lottery. But thanks anyway.

TxsSun's photo
Sat 04/03/10 01:29 PM
Chrissy, are you still searching for that nice guy?

You didn't find him in the cleaning isle?