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| Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy? | |
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Chrissy, your thread is now long enough that I feel OK about satirizing it. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269642 So, it's sort of a satire of a satire, which I guess makes it legitimate, like when you multiply two negative numbers and get a positive number. That still makes no sense to me. Wow, this is really close to being published. Or at the very least an ode to my ode. Thanks goatboy! You realize that, from now until the end of time, you will be permanently associated with the "nice guy." It's a tremendous sacrifice, and we're all grateful. Except maybe for the REAL nice guys, who are still trying to wash "WELCOME" off their chests. I guess their are worse things I could be associated with. 
Not many, though. Hitler. Billy Mays. Asparagus Pop-Tarts. It's a short list. Why no love for Billy Mays? BILLY! I miss him!! 
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mighty putty is some badazz shiit 
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With these two things you can fix ANYTHING! |
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JB Weld is industrial strength badazz shiit
yanno you can machine the stuff? I've done it |
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Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts!
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That reminds me, I need to get pop tarts the next time I go grocery shopping....
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Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts! I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! |
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Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts! I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo? 
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Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts! I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo?
Well, sure, who wasn't? But you don't hear me screaming at people about it....!? |
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Billy Mays is a nice guy. And I love pop-tarts! I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! Maybe he was really, really, really, really excited about Orange Glo?
Well, sure, who wasn't? But you don't hear me screaming at people about it....!? I'd like to be that excited over something. The last time I was really overjoyed was when I found out I was moving out of Michigan for the last time.
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I love Oxyclean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ORANGEGLO! Oh and nice guys.
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Now I want to visit the cleaning aisle......
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Now I want to visit the cleaning aisle......
They sell nice guys on the cleaning aisle or nice guys hang out on the cleaning aisle. I would love a nice guy that cleans and if he cooks, even better. 
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if ya find one make sure he has a brother for me lol
((((CHRISSY))) |
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since there are so many women who claim to be seeking a nice guy, I made it easy for y'all-simply apply at this thread with your qualifications as a mate and why you deserve me (a nice guy)- http://mingle2.com/topic/show/269746
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if ya find one make sure he has a brother for me lol ((((CHRISSY))) Will do K. Hugs right back! |
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Nah, I don't want to visit the cleaning aisle to find a nice guy, I want to try the Orange Glo, I think I've been missing out.
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Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs? Nice guys please apply here. just saying. |
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Edited by
MeChrissy2
on
Sat 04/03/10 01:25 PM
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Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs? Nice guys please apply here. just saying. If it was Karma I would have won the lottery. But thanks anyway. |
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Chrissy, are you still searching for that nice guy?
You didn't find him in the cleaning isle? |
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