Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy?
bedlum1's photo
Thu 04/15/10 05:39 PM
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: devil :angel: :angel: :angel:
what? you gotta have a little devil in ya..:tongue:

mary1230's photo
Thu 04/15/10 05:45 PM




ok, i had to come on here & give an update on this magical date that I had today, that I took off from work for......

I took off and went to jersey to see this guy whom I had the most fun with at the museum of natural history, repeat right??? NOT! I'm all for giving 2nd chances but....he doesn't have a job, can't afford his own pack of cigs, goes to his 80 year old mom for a check to cover his internet bill of only $66 and brought me to his mother's house to get said check....when I said I was hungry and wanted to get something to eat, he pulled out toaster pastries!

Now, I don't need a fancy restaurant but bacon & eggs would've been nice.

And I have my limits on where to bring me on a date...certainly not an AA closed meeting where I have to leave because I'm not an alcoholic.

I ended up leaving, and just driving out to a farm house in the country and buying tulips all day.

FML slaphead


I cooked beef stew today. :banana:


While beef stew sounds delish, it doesn't beat toaster pastries!

I had to go home and raid the fridge!


Trust me on this Miss..not many things can beat my beef stew.


I wish I had some now! But I'll eat my ice cream and dream.....

Duffy's photo
Fri 04/16/10 10:40 AM
well what is FML...
same as FYI?
so u did not like this date or what/ he took u home to meet mother.

TxsSun's photo
Fri 04/16/10 12:05 PM




Aren't there nice guys at Home Depot? And HOT ones too? drool


And thank you...I love yours too love

i work at home depot...lol im nice...but not hot...cute yes...hot no...lol slaphead



Let me decide:smile:

ok..tell me when you find out...lol



The only way to find out is for you to show me drool

mary1230's photo
Fri 04/16/10 01:16 PM

well what is FML...
same as FYI?
so u did not like this date or what/ he took u home to meet mother.


FML is F__k my life! sorry for the profanity, seriously. There is a website dedicated completely to FML, quite funny. It's full of stories of unbelievable stories of things that happen on a daily that still make you shake your head.

No, he shouldnt have taken me to see his mother, and especially when he was going there to get a check from her for the cable company. I don't get how people don't understand that it's not a good thing to live off of your parents when you're in your 40's. FML!

MeChrissy2's photo
Fri 04/16/10 02:19 PM


well what is FML...
same as FYI?
so u did not like this date or what/ he took u home to meet mother.


FML is F__k my life! sorry for the profanity, seriously. There is a website dedicated completely to FML, quite funny. It's full of stories of unbelievable stories of things that happen on a daily that still make you shake your head.

No, he shouldnt have taken me to see his mother, and especially when he was going there to get a check from her for the cable company. I don't get how people don't understand that it's not a good thing to live off of your parents when you're in your 40's. FML!


Remind me to tell you the story of the date who pulled a bell out of his pocket. Yeah, that's right a bell and started dinging it a bunch of times shouting did you see that, did you see that. So that everyone in the place stared at us. OMG!

Tessa02's photo
Fri 04/16/10 02:26 PM

ok, i had to come on here & give an update on this magical date that I had today, that I took off from work for......

I took off and went to jersey to see this guy whom I had the most fun with at the museum of natural history, repeat right??? NOT! I'm all for giving 2nd chances but....he doesn't have a job, can't afford his own pack of cigs, goes to his 80 year old mom for a check to cover his internet bill of only $66 and brought me to his mother's house to get said check....when I said I was hungry and wanted to get something to eat, he pulled out toaster pastries!

Now, I don't need a fancy restaurant but bacon & eggs would've been nice.

And I have my limits on where to bring me on a date...certainly not an AA closed meeting where I have to leave because I'm not an alcoholic.

I ended up leaving, and just driving out to a farm house in the country and buying tulips all day.

FML slaphead


OMG!! I'd killed him & hid his body!!! Toaster pastries? How low can you go!!!!noway I'm sorry, hon!!! ((((Mary))))

lianitous's photo
Fri 04/16/10 02:49 PM
Maybe your looking to hard, or you are in the wrong state!!

michael0009's photo
Fri 04/16/10 02:59 PM
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mary1230's photo
Fri 04/16/10 04:02 PM


ok, i had to come on here & give an update on this magical date that I had today, that I took off from work for......

I took off and went to jersey to see this guy whom I had the most fun with at the museum of natural history, repeat right??? NOT! I'm all for giving 2nd chances but....he doesn't have a job, can't afford his own pack of cigs, goes to his 80 year old mom for a check to cover his internet bill of only $66 and brought me to his mother's house to get said check....when I said I was hungry and wanted to get something to eat, he pulled out toaster pastries!

Now, I don't need a fancy restaurant but bacon & eggs would've been nice.

And I have my limits on where to bring me on a date...certainly not an AA closed meeting where I have to leave because I'm not an alcoholic.

I ended up leaving, and just driving out to a farm house in the country and buying tulips all day.

FML slaphead


OMG!! I'd killed him & hid his body!!! Toaster pastries? How low can you go!!!!noway I'm sorry, hon!!! ((((Mary))))

I am so sorry too, he was so handsome, tan, built, unbelievable smile, and he didnt have 2 cents to his name without his 80 something year old mommy paying for it.....

mary1230's photo
Fri 04/16/10 04:07 PM

Maybe your looking to hard, or you are in the wrong state!!


I am sure i'm looking in the wrong state...I asked him what kind of music he likes, he put on the best of JZ, (sorry, but dont care enough to spell it right!) never listened to The Band, Toby Keith, the Stones, I felt like I was in a bad MTV video.....

John1932's photo
Fri 04/16/10 04:57 PM

Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs?

Nice guys please apply here.


We are here, and all of the nice girls are there and to get to each other we have to plow throw the rest of the population.

no photo
Sat 04/17/10 10:30 PM



ok, i had to come on here & give an update on this magical date that I had today, that I took off from work for......

I took off and went to jersey to see this guy whom I had the most fun with at the museum of natural history, repeat right??? NOT! I'm all for giving 2nd chances but....he doesn't have a job, can't afford his own pack of cigs, goes to his 80 year old mom for a check to cover his internet bill of only $66 and brought me to his mother's house to get said check....when I said I was hungry and wanted to get something to eat, he pulled out toaster pastries!

Now, I don't need a fancy restaurant but bacon & eggs would've been nice.

And I have my limits on where to bring me on a date...certainly not an AA closed meeting where I have to leave because I'm not an alcoholic.

I ended up leaving, and just driving out to a farm house in the country and buying tulips all day.

FML slaphead


I only have one word for you- NEXT.flowerforyou


Now that I look upon this, I find humor in it, pathetic, but funny. BIG NEXT! LOL!


Yep, sometimes you gotta laugh in order to stop yourself from shooting somebody.laugh

heavenlyboy34's photo
Sat 04/17/10 11:19 PM
I think Freud would say that Chrissy is desperate for a nice guy in an attempt to overcompensate for a bad experience she had with a bad boy. Some good fun with a bad boy like me will fix her pretty quick (depending on how badly messed up in the head she is). glasses :wink: pitchfork

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 04/18/10 09:34 AM

I think Freud would say that Chrissy is desperate for a nice guy in an attempt to overcompensate for a bad experience she had with a bad boy. Some good fun with a bad boy like me will fix her pretty quick (depending on how badly messed up in the head she is). glasses :wink: pitchfork


I am completely beyond repair.ohwell

bedlum1's photo
Sun 04/18/10 10:26 AM
Edited by bedlum1 on Sun 04/18/10 10:28 AM

I am completely beyond repair.ohwell

but you are so ADORABLE....
i'd deal with the mess..laugh flowers

no photo
Sun 04/18/10 11:10 AM
Chrissy is one of the most beautiful and classiest lady U will ever know!! Any guy that doesnt treat her like a princess is out of his mind!!flowerforyou :heart:

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 04/18/10 11:36 AM


I am completely beyond repair.ohwell

but you are so ADORABLE....
i'd deal with the mess..laugh flowers


This is funny. Thanks for the laugh Bedlum.bigsmile

Mikey, you as always are way to sweet. All of us just deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.

no photo
Sun 04/18/10 11:39 AM



I am completely beyond repair.ohwell

but you are so ADORABLE....
i'd deal with the mess..laugh flowers


This is funny. Thanks for the laugh Bedlum.bigsmile

Mikey, you as always are way to sweet. All of us just deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.
Yes everyone does especailly all the beautiful ladies that grace this site!!flowerforyou

heavenlyboy34's photo
Sun 04/18/10 02:07 PM
where's the line for Chrissy's boobs? pitchfork laugh