Lie lie and more lie, if you want a date. No doubt, I mean it. . You are not at court room or confession. You are trying for a date. So don't worry in telling lie. But make sure, not get caught
Some of us has just forgot that, everything is genuine in love and war,
Lie is after all just a lie.

See ladies.

She is giving me ammunition to start another "Why are all women liars?" thread.

But I thought the men were all lairs and cheaters and the us gals were all b!tches and ho's... ugh, now I'm really confused!!!
Ya'll need to stop changing the rules on me.

Wemens are just plain evil.

ye, I am, and I carry a sign that says so

We need more women like you.

Or have it tatooed on your forehead.

So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Yes.

I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.

I like turtles better, you can hold them in the palm of your hand so they don't get away.....

From what Lex said...you can train a goat better...

I don't want to train him, I just like rubbing his tummy inside the shell....

Mens and womens are generally truthfull. Only circumstances make them lie.

If you want a date with happy potter fan, easiest way is telling her that, ' my friends relative is this films executive producer. And i've met miss rouling twice.

Well, its a lie. Also You have chances to avoid his/her wish to meet mis rouling. Because its your friend relative. Finally you paralled with his/her value.

Oh yeah, that one is just waiting to blow up in your face. Circumstances don't make people lie, people lie for various reasons, fear, jealousy, sadness, you name it...I'm sorry, but you have one giant, twisted misconception of reality or India is one place in the world that I will steer very clear of...

Well, dating is really easy once you agree to BECOME a goat. It's just that the reversal process is quite painful.

Circumstances like breathing or eating or sleeping.

"happy potter"? Is he a mix between Harry Potter and Happy Gilmore? I might like a date with someone like that. Heck, I'd just like a date. But I wouldn't lie to get one. You have so much to learn my dear.

ahh to be young again

no thanks

but welcome and enjoy

Aiiiiieeee!
to the OP:

you tell one lie..then another lie to cover the first lie..but,then you have to lie again,and now must cover Another lie again.
its a big ball of bs.
hes right it will always blow up when you least expect it.

i have literally busted people on the Smallest lie,which opened up others.

just tell the Truth and save everyone the hassle,not to mention Wasting legitimate peoples time.

why on earth would you lie to gain a relationship anyways?
how do you really think its gonna end??


this is Exactly why im honest,brutally honest,sometimes to my own disadvantage.

memories, I remember when I thought I knew everything