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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Thu 02/11/10 08:36 AM
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oh woe is me
I'm a nice guy and I give women money to pay their rent and make their car payments in hopes that they will go out with me but all they do is use me to make their mortgage payments and then take off with their Hells Angel boyfriend and leave me babysitting their teenage kids what's a nice guy to do? (hee hee hee) |
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oh yeah
and why does no one ever answer my emails? |
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Justice is sweet. 
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Hummm they need to each get together and split up which one is going to pay what bill for me shshhs what else I will at least use them and abuse them in a good way.............
 
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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Thu 02/11/10 08:45 AM
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this might should be moved over to the jokes forum cause you KNOW I'm not serious
but it'll be more fun if stays in dating. cause some people WILL take it serious (and then we can laugh at em) |
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Hold on a sec, I have my Nice-Guy-B-Gone spray, don't move, I just have to get the cap open.......
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Hold on a sec, I have my Nice-Guy-B-Gone spray, don't move, I just have to get the cap open....... well get him to make your house payment first then shoo him away |
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Good idea, I hadn't thought of that. I also need my ceiling fixed, new plumbing, the walkway shoveled, the basement cleared out, some canned goods brought in, and a new paint job on the place. Oh hell, at this rate, he might as well move in. Come on, nice guy, let me get your room all prettied up.....
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oh woe is me I'm a nice guy and I give women money to pay their rent and make their car payments in hopes that they will go out with me but all they do is use me to make their mortgage payments and then take off with their Hells Angel boyfriend and leave me babysitting their teenage kids what's a nice guy to do? (hee hee hee) Sounds like the next step is to show up on her doorstep with a ring. |
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A great big one, but make sure it comes from Jared's!!
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
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I just want someone to tell me where all the REAL wemens is at.
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me.. 
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oh woe is me I'm a nice guy and I give women money to pay their rent and make their car payments in hopes that they will go out with me but all they do is use me to make their mortgage payments and then take off with their Hells Angel boyfriend and leave me babysitting their teenage kids what's a nice guy to do? (hee hee hee) It's really not fair. Nobody wants the nice guys, and nobody wants the Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerks© either. It's a no-win proposition. |
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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Thu 02/11/10 09:53 AM
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I'm such a nice guy
I have little round spots all over my body from where women keep touching me with 30 foot poles |
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... |
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... |
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... On a commercial jetliner that's only 4 hours. Isn't 4 hours and $260 worth it? 
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.  
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... On a commercial jetliner that's only 4 hours. Isn't 4 hours and $260 worth it?
4 hours for $260? in Vegas thats called a discount |
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