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Oh no!!! Not ANOTHER nice guy thread!!!
 
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I am a nice dude....looking for a nice slutty woman. Hey...at least I am honest about it.
 
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A talking can of soup? What will they think of next?
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A talking can of soup? What will they think of next?
a talking pitcher of kool aid? |
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A talking can of soup? What will they think of next?
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Eh, I'm a talking stack of books with a coffee cup on it, what do I know?
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I'm not only a talking skeleton
I can play violin too wanna pet my dog? |
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A talking can of soup? What will they think of next?
Anything is possible on the internet. Just use your imagination. Reality never has to enter into a discussion. Be all you can be. Wanna be a super hero? Voila! I now proclaim you a super hero. Your first mission is to rid the internet of BS... |
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I'm not only a talking skeleton I can play violin too wanna pet my dog?
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just when I eat mushroom soup
the dog follows me around licking it up |
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date? 
Cause ya haven't dated me.. 
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone... |
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I just had chicken noodle....I'm too full. Yuck......
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone... I said that "I hear"...meaning that I wasn't really "saying" it. But now it is out. Guys....OMG!!!!! LadyLid can give a mean BJ!  
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone... I said that "I hear"...meaning that I wasn't really "saying" it. But now it is out. Guys....OMG!!!!! LadyLid can give a mean BJ!
Now she's gonna' cheat the rest of the gals out of all the hits she's gonna' get! You go, Girl!! 
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone... I said that "I hear"...meaning that I wasn't really "saying" it. But now it is out. Guys....OMG!!!!! LadyLid can give a mean BJ!
is there really such a thing as a bad blowjob? |
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I'm a nice guy. How come I have trouble getting BJ's on the first date?
Cause ya haven't dated me..
2000 miles is a long way to go for a BJ. But if it is really good.... damn it..all the nice guys who want a really good BJ on a first date are 2000 miles away... I hear she has skills like a Hoover....but don't quote me on that.
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone... I said that "I hear"...meaning that I wasn't really "saying" it. But now it is out. Guys....OMG!!!!! LadyLid can give a mean BJ!
is there really such a thing as a bad blowjob? Only if she doesn't understand "blow" is just an expression... |
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Only if she doesn't understand "blow" is just an expression... I agree. I have been a proponent of renaming it suck-job for years. |
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I hear "too much teeth" can make it bad.....
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I hear "too much teeth" can make it bad..... I hear "no teeth" can make it better... |
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Just what I've always wanted. A nice guy with NO teeth. Be still my
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