While on the job?' Haha, really? You're s******* me, right? Who really puts down on an application; "why yes, I was heavily ****ed up on some shrooms that one day, oh, and the other day was buzzing on some coke while I stocked the shelves!" I love job applications, even though I can't get a job, they do add an amusing tinge to my day.

Well...I guess they're just covering all the bases...and trying to find out if yr exceptionally stupid or something.

Just put down, "I don't think I could keep from going postal in this lame @#$ job of yours if I wasn't stoned".

I tried to assemble a lawnmower for a customer while I was workin' at Lowe's once. I was on 3 hits of Orange Sunshine. I just gave up...walked out. Never went back. The customer was like, "What the f**k?"

Well,,YES.....lol,,many times,,,,,,when I was wild and crazy....lol

I was a bit of a partier when I was in my twenties.......lol

I remember bob-tailing to a place that looked liked Porky's.

And after drinking all night and going outside smoking a doobie at every break the band took,with their lead beautiful girl singer,
(who didnt go home with me,lol) I left that bar,,,smoking my tires throwing rocks and just plain CRAZY,,,,,so YES,,As I done that back then from time to time,,and I assure you when you have been BAKED and up til 4am and have to go to work at 6am,,,YOUR STILL BLITZED!1

So then THAT had to always be listed as,,,,,,,m-a,ybe?
lol

Not once........

Just Say No!... (on the job application)

You'd be surprised. I used to work for Walmart and one of the questions on their "personality test" was is marijuana the same as alcohol, or some variation of that. This girl said no and they wouldn't hire her. So she kept trying to explain why she answered that way, not knowing that they considered it all bad. Poor thing....

Hummmmmmmmm my last boss use to when I first started there would bring in a case of beer and hour or so before I clocked out and we had a few beers hell had a buzz by the time I clocked out. This was on Fridays when the guys got there we all would sit and have a few more....

Then heck I was a bartender for 10 years at one time so sure many times on the clock we got bombed before the night was over.......

But that has been a long time ago......

Just fill it out with a crayon

Health and safety question on a application form.... you discover a fire what steps would you take to reduce injury and damage?
The reply was....Big STEPS straight out the door! Anna x

Hehehehehehe


Yep.

Trippin my @ss off on an aircraft carrier was a good mental tattoo. (Everyone on our duty shift kicked in for three sheets.....even the sp's (policing force)

Going out and sitting on the fluke of a 48 ton anchor 150 feet above the dry dock floor at 4am to get lit before 430 muster.......good times.

Well considering I've worked as a bartender and customers like to buy you a round or 10, then yes I have.

Now I feel like I'm missing out. I want to go to work drunk or high. I have the alcohol, now I just need to find a job and I'll be golden...

OK,YOU can drive my truck!

Showed up for work one night in a black out..10pm, I came to back in the kitchen, 3 am., I asked the waitress's if there were any complaints about the food...No problems. Worked many shifts at various jobs with a few under my belt...or burned a bit in the back parking lot.

You'd be amazed what people will admit to on job applications and during interviews.

I love the TEST QUESTIONS,,,,constanly repeated yet in another context of form asking it,wink,.
I and 6 other laid off friends went and put in apps, at the same place when we all got laid off..After the filling out of them,,we all went outside to chat about their tests with the app.
WE died laughing over this one friend of ours who told them all and eveything he had ever done wrong in his life.....
WE said,,,some things were never to be brought back up,,and he shouldnt have been THAT honest..
HE NEVER GOT HIRED,,and four of us did......lol
One question about theift...he said he HAD ripped an employer off before,,