Good idea. I need one of them.

I think he's gay.....

I agree with you, or if he's not gay, he has leanings towards it.

yeah cause some crazy wemen turned him that way..

I promise to try and not fart in your direction. Is that good enough?

<-----crazy woman

doesn't matter..still feel the earth move.

I felt the earth move once. Scared the crap out of me. Turned out to be a minor earthquake when I still lived in OK.

Beautiful, not only can I do that, I could make you squirm. Won't though, I'm far too bashful. Excuse me while I slay this dragon while blushing with my dimples to look cute. The only problem is I'm one of the last true gentlemen, and if I gave you play, it would make all the rest of the women green with envy. Who am I? I'm the worlds sexiest nice guy, and my seed bears the fruit of the Messiah!

I'd prefer he road in on the dragon!!!

Nice to see you again...

You hang up on someone and they are supposed to call you back and want to talk to you? Does this work often? Cause if I hang up on someone means I don't want to talk to them.


FFS you are 18. You expect the average BOY in your age group to be your knight in shining armor? Let me guess, you're looking for your soul mate to last forever too? How about them unicorns that fart glitter rainbows?

When I get hung up on, I don't call them back. If you hang up on someone, in hopes that they will call you back, that is attention seeking. No offense but that statement really shows your age. Tho, I know a lot of adults who play the same game.

WELL,,,just for your imformation,,wink,I'd say YES,,
THATS to much to ask for,,as I have been here looking for close to THAT for over three years and STILL havent found her?
But I wish you great luck in finding ALL that you seek.

I did all that and got taken for granted. Doesn't mean I won't do it again.

I couldn't help but think of the term "Ladies In Waiting" when I read this. I have known of many ladies who have waited for this. I bet some are still waiting. "Oh, so what are you doing, today?" "Oh, I am just waiting." "So what do you want to do, today?" "I don't know. What do you want to do?" Reminds me of those two vultures on Disney's "Jungle Book".

Why would you hang up on someone? That is neither mature nor OK.

Aside from the "hanging up" situation, it's not too much to ask for all the things you have listed. I personally wouldn't deal with a ‘child’ who hangs up when he or she gets mad but the rest of your wish list is awesome and you should not settle for anything less.

With the WONDERFUL comes the REALITY though. You need to accept both and not expect the fairy tale all the time.

You know you are truly in love when you see the person at their worst -- and you can still love them.

You are young. You have a long road ahead in dating. Make smart choices and don't try to grow up too fast.

They do exist, but only for the first month or two into a relationship and then they change back into just a regular guy.

I agree. I actually do most of what you listed to be honest, although if you hang up on me, you better be the one calling me back!