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Topic: Pickup lines
Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 02/09/10 07:58 AM
Alright fellas, if we join forces we might be able to discern which pickup lines could prove an embarassment if used in public as well as get a few laughs from our own ignorance.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 02/09/10 08:00 AM
One I've been trying to find the proper setting for is "My seed bears the fruit of the Messiah." Too much?

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Tue 02/09/10 08:06 AM
One I've been trying to find the proper setting for is "My seed bears the fruit of the Messiah." Too much? Nah, too "Conservative."

mattthomas992003 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 10	Tue 02/09/10 08:20 AM
oh god thats great no joke i heard a guy tell this cashier this at walmart "your eyes look like the paint on my camaro"

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 02/09/10 08:26 AM
"I give head" Smoothe and subtle, it aint but, No joke.....women just don't turn it down.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Tue 02/09/10 08:32 AM
oh god thats great no joke i heard a guy tell this cashier this at walmart "your eyes look like the paint on my camaro" I kinda like that... Hey Snuff what is up man?

KevRoku Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 103	Tue 02/09/10 08:33 AM
I prefer the Hitch approach..see a guy failing at an attempt, can visually see through body language that the girl doesn't want him around her..so just walk over and either a) tell the man to leave her alone and usually that can get the girl to smile and find more interest in you or b) just walk over and , if you have the balls enough of course, act like you and her are together so the guy that's failing just beats it.

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Tue 02/09/10 08:39 AM
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

littlebitdifferent Joined Sun 02/07/10 Posts: 30	Tue 02/09/10 08:42 AM
My favourite one I've ever SUCCESSFULLY used. "Righty, I'm going to go grab a cab, unless you want to take me back to yours." I'm assuming it would have worked just as well if I'd invited her to join me in the taxi back to mine. Be upfront, girls seem to admire the honesty.

centered Joined Tue 01/09/07 Posts: 364	Tue 02/09/10 08:50 AM
If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Tue 02/09/10 11:22 AM
You can say ANYTHING as long as it's congruent with who you are. I've shocked myself with some of the things I've said to women and had success with. For example: Me: Are you wearing lip gloss? Her: Yes. Me: I hate it when chicks wear lip gloss. It makes my **** all shiny. But, you can't use something like that all by it's self. You have to follow it up with something else that starts a conversation.

skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Tue 02/09/10 11:43 AM
You can say ANYTHING as long as it's congruent with who you are. I've shocked myself with some of the things I've said to women and had success with. For example: Me: Are you wearing lip gloss? Her: Yes. Me: I hate it when chicks wear lip gloss. It makes my **** all shiny. But, you can't use something like that all by it's self. You have to follow it up with something else that starts a conversation. hahahahahahaha Now what exactly can you follow that with? All ears..

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Tue 02/09/10 12:21 PM
hahahahahahaha Now what exactly can you follow that with? All ears.. Anything! "So, now that I have your attention I was wondering, suppose you met someone tonight and the two of you hit it off and exchanged phone numbers. When he gets in touch with you would you rather he call or send a text?" This starts a conversation. It's interesting and it's a question I'm really curious about.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 02/09/10 12:22 PM
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Tue 02/09/10 12:24 PM
These are funny. I think the most stupid one I heard was "I work for Playboy and I want to take some pictures of you for the magazine" What?

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Tue 02/09/10 12:25 PM
Man: Can I smell your feet? Woman: God, no! Creep! Man: Hmmmm... It must be your ***** then.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 02/09/10 12:28 PM
This one is for Lex Hi. Can I domesticate you?

skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Tue 02/09/10 12:28 PM
hahahahahahaha Now what exactly can you follow that with? All ears.. Anything! "So, now that I have your attention I was wondering, suppose you met someone tonight and the two of you hit it off and exchanged phone numbers. When he gets in touch with you would you rather he call or send a text?" This starts a conversation. It's interesting and it's a question I'm really curious about. Verry nice. Non threatening. Non personal. Hypothetical. Tell me. Do you wait for her eyes to return to their normal size before commencing the..second part? Or do you hit it fast and hard?

skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Tue 02/09/10 12:31 PM
This one is for Lex Hi. Can I domesticate you? Another for the Lex: Can I use that paper you are writing on for a tissue?

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Tue 02/09/10 12:40 PM
That's a sort of shock and awe opener. Usually they'll look at each other with big smiles and gaping mouths for a second and I'll follow it up pretty quickly. Before they can say anything.