Topic: The PMS Defense
Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:01 PM



Being a little cranky or emotional is understandable.

Being a raving lunatic once a month and saying it's just hormones means it's time to see a good doctor.


Right:thumbsup:


Good luck finding a good doctor for this. Trust me I know.....smokin


yep, there are specialists and there is a battery of tests done to check hormone levels...one slip up can make it worse.

krupa's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:03 PM
You ladies are waaaaaay off the mark with your numbers. Allow me to clarify........I think with my d**k 100 percent of my waking hours and 98 percent of the time I am asleep......except for those 2-3 minutes when I transition from fantasizing about boning you gals to actual (rem) dreaming about getting f**kt by Dolly Parton, Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson and the green space chick from the old Star Trek.

Now that we got that cleared up.....back on topic.......yes, women are out of their friggen gourd.....so what? They are worth putting up with it. They are generally sweet, loving, kind and caring. They also have half the money and all the pu**y.

I find my strategy for dealing with PMS is reasonably effective.

Avoid eye contact.

No sudden movements (their vision is based on movement like the mighty T-Rex)

Agree with everything....unless they want you to disagree.....then you are just screwed.

Man up and earn your red wings......I know.....I feel so dirty after I do it but, they won't flip out on ya for the rest of the night. It is the lesser of the evils.

If all else fails, distract her with a bucket of ice cream then grab your keys and bail. Aint no shame in sleeping in Wal-Marts parking lot til the storm blows over.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:06 PM

You ladies are waaaaaay off the mark with your numbers. Allow me to clarify........I think with my d**k 100 percent of my waking hours and 98 percent of the time I am asleep......except for those 2-3 minutes when I transition from fantasizing about boning you gals to actual (rem) dreaming about getting f**kt by Dolly Parton, Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson and the green space chick from the old Star Trek.

Now that we got that cleared up.....back on topic.......yes, women are out of their friggen gourd.....so what? They are worth putting up with it. They are generally sweet, loving, kind and caring. They also have half the money and all the pu**y.

I find my strategy for dealing with PMS is reasonably effective.

Avoid eye contact.

No sudden movements (their vision is based on movement like the mighty T-Rex)

Agree with everything....unless they want you to disagree.....then you are just screwed.

Man up and earn your red wings......I know.....I feel so dirty after I do it but, they won't flip out on ya for the rest of the night. It is the lesser of the evils.

If all else fails, distract her with a bucket of ice cream then grab your keys and bail. Aint no shame in sleeping in Wal-Marts parking lot til the storm blows over.




MY GAWD...finally a voice of reason!!! laugh :thumbsup:

newarkjw's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:08 PM




Being a little cranky or emotional is understandable.

Being a raving lunatic once a month and saying it's just hormones means it's time to see a good doctor.


Right:thumbsup:


Good luck finding a good doctor for this. Trust me I know.....smokin


yep, there are specialists and there is a battery of tests done to check hormone levels...one slip up can make it worse.


Yep. What happens when all the tests come back normal. Where will they send you then. To a drug dealer... Psychiatrist. Sorry I will stop....smokin

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:10 PM





Being a little cranky or emotional is understandable.

Being a raving lunatic once a month and saying it's just hormones means it's time to see a good doctor.


Right:thumbsup:


Good luck finding a good doctor for this. Trust me I know.....smokin


yep, there are specialists and there is a battery of tests done to check hormone levels...one slip up can make it worse.


Yep. What happens when all the tests come back normal. Where will they send you then. To a drug dealer... Psychiatrist. Sorry I will stop....smokin


drug dealer may help more than a shrink...

Dragoness's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:10 PM
Well the OP wants to make it political to say we are incapable of being voted for if we have PMS.

That is just not a fair assessment of the situation.

Women work in politics now and we do not hear about their bouts of insanity on the job.

The extreme cases are not the norm.

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:13 PM

You ladies are waaaaaay off the mark with your numbers. Allow me to clarify........I think with my d**k 100 percent of my waking hours and 98 percent of the time I am asleep......except for those 2-3 minutes when I transition from fantasizing about boning you gals to actual (rem) dreaming about getting f**kt by Dolly Parton, Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson and the green space chick from the old Star Trek.

Now that we got that cleared up.....back on topic.......yes, women are out of their friggen gourd.....so what? They are worth putting up with it. They are generally sweet, loving, kind and caring. They also have half the money and all the pu**y.

I find my strategy for dealing with PMS is reasonably effective.

Avoid eye contact.

No sudden movements (their vision is based on movement like the mighty T-Rex)

Agree with everything....unless they want you to disagree.....then you are just screwed.

Man up and earn your red wings......I know.....I feel so dirty after I do it but, they won't flip out on ya for the rest of the night. It is the lesser of the evils.

If all else fails, distract her with a bucket of ice cream then grab your keys and bail. Aint no shame in sleeping in Wal-Marts parking lot til the storm blows over.




:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: See Krupa this is why the women love ya hell ya honest and will take the extra step when all else fails. And ya don't blame things all on the other sex.........:thumbsup:

Ya rock my frienddrinks

newarkjw's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:13 PM






Being a little cranky or emotional is understandable.

Being a raving lunatic once a month and saying it's just hormones means it's time to see a good doctor.


Right:thumbsup:


Good luck finding a good doctor for this. Trust me I know.....smokin


yep, there are specialists and there is a battery of tests done to check hormone levels...one slip up can make it worse.


Yep. What happens when all the tests come back normal. Where will they send you then. To a drug dealer... Psychiatrist. Sorry I will stop....smokin


drug dealer may help more than a shrink...


Probably would have. Sorry subject is a little to close to my heart. I shall back out graciously....smokin

krupa's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:19 PM


You ladies are waaaaaay off the mark with your numbers. Allow me to clarify........I think with my d**k 100 percent of my waking hours and 98 percent of the time I am asleep......except for those 2-3 minutes when I transition from fantasizing about boning you gals to actual (rem) dreaming about getting f**kt by Dolly Parton, Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson and the green space chick from the old Star Trek.

Now that we got that cleared up.....back on topic.......yes, women are out of their friggen gourd.....so what? They are worth putting up with it. They are generally sweet, loving, kind and caring. They also have half the money and all the pu**y.

I find my strategy for dealing with PMS is reasonably effective.

Avoid eye contact.

No sudden movements (their vision is based on movement like the mighty T-Rex)

Agree with everything....unless they want you to disagree.....then you are just screwed.

Man up and earn your red wings......I know.....I feel so dirty after I do it but, they won't flip out on ya for the rest of the night. It is the lesser of the evils.

If all else fails, distract her with a bucket of ice cream then grab your keys and bail. Aint no shame in sleeping in Wal-Marts parking lot til the storm blows over.




:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: See Krupa this is why the women love ya hell ya honest and will take the extra step when all else fails. And ya don't blame things all on the other sex.........:thumbsup:

Ya rock my frienddrinks


Yes dear.........




Hehehehehe

TexasScoundrel's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:20 PM

If she is sick and uncomfortable why do you feel she is treating your poorly..why does it have to be about you at all?
And yes..it does involve men because "we" go together.
If you choose to go away, then keep going away...one day you will date older women, unless you get that million in the bank and you'll have to deal with it or keep walking away...
Your sounding very selfish...and I know your not!!!
Besides..men are such big babies when they get sick, c'mon now lets get real!


I don't care how sick someone is, I won't take emotional abuse. I don't stay where I'm not treated well. If I wouldn't take it from a man why should I take it from a woman? We are supposed to be equal aren't we?

TexasScoundrel's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:22 PM

Well the OP wants to make it political to say we are incapable of being voted for if we have PMS.

That is just not a fair assessment of the situation.

Women work in politics now and we do not hear about their bouts of insanity on the job.

The extreme cases are not the norm.


That IS NOT what I'm saying. It's what I'm ASKING.

wannacuddlewthme's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:23 PM
I love women when they are pms'ing.Gives me reason to go play cards.But as a defense ********

skydancingA's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:24 PM
Edited by skydancingA on Mon 02/08/10 06:26 PM

You ladies are waaaaaay off the mark with your numbers. Allow me to clarify........I think with my d**k 100 percent of my waking hours and 98 percent of the time I am asleep......except for those 2-3 minutes when I transition from fantasizing about boning you gals to actual (rem) dreaming about getting f**kt by Dolly Parton, Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson and the green space chick from the old Star Trek.
Now that we got that cleared up.....back on topic.......yes, women are out of their friggen gourd.....so what? They are worth putting up with it. They are generally sweet, loving, kind and caring. They also have half the money and all the pu**y.
I find my strategy for dealing with PMS is reasonably effective.

Avoid eye contact.
No sudden movements (their vision is based on movement like the mighty T-Rex)
Agree with everything....unless they want you to disagree.....then you are just screwed.
Man up and earn your red wings......I know.....I feel so dirty after I do
it but, they won't flip out on ya for the rest of the night. It is the
lesser of the evils.
If all else fails, distract her with a bucket of ice cream then grab your
keys and bail. Aint no shame in sleeping in Wal-Marts parking lot til the
storm blows over.


Hahahahaha just wanted to see it again.

You surely do talk the talk krupa :-)

Dragoness's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:30 PM


Well the OP wants to make it political to say we are incapable of being voted for if we have PMS.

That is just not a fair assessment of the situation.

Women work in politics now and we do not hear about their bouts of insanity on the job.

The extreme cases are not the norm.


That IS NOT what I'm saying. It's what I'm ASKING.


Okay asking if this should be a reason to eliminate women from politics, right?

krupa's photo
Mon 02/08/10 06:31 PM
This aint my first rodeo SkyDanc.

I learned my lessons the hardway.

Now my biggest problem with PMS is lil bitty bloody puddy prints on my bedding when my dog is in heat, being extra lovey and snuggling up to me in the middle of the night.



XenomorphEyez's photo
Mon 02/08/10 07:02 PM

In 1970, when Dr. Edgar Berman said women’s hormones during menstruation and menopause could have a detrimental influence on women’s decision making, feminists were outraged. He was soon served up as the quintessential example of medical male chauvinism. But by the 1980s, some feminists were saying that PMS was the reason a woman who deliberately killed a man should go free. In England, the PMS defense freed Christine English after confessed to killing her boyfriend by deliberately ramming him into a utility pole with her car; and after killing a co-worker, Sandie Smith was put on probation – with one condition: she must report monthly for injections of progesterone to control symptoms of PMS. By the 1990s, the PMS defense paved the way for other hormonal defenses.

Sheryl Lynn Massip could place her 6-month-old son under a car, run over him repeatedly, and then, uncertain he was dead, do it again, then claim postpartum depression and be given outpatient medical help. No feminist protested.

I've always been of the opinion that any woman, that isn't insane, can control her emotions and her reactions to others. However the above statement suggests otherwise. If a woman can clam PMS as a defense for murder I have to question voting for any woman in an election.


I always tell men that I will plead PMS if I am forced to kill them for their own stupidity and I will walk free. Don't act the fool, you won't get hurt. Simple, no?

And a man couldn't handle PMS if they ever had to go through it personally. You try being bloated with cramps, headaches, backaches, constipated and/or diarrhea etc etc and bleeding for up to week straight on top of it. When you go through all that at once, then you can come back with how understanding you are about women being irritable to put it nicely. I've never been nor do I ever plan on going through childbirth but I give the women props for doing it. Men don't know sh@t about pain and are in fact, the biggest babies on the planet. So before you go scampering away when a woman is in pain, perhaps it's best you not be in a relationship. Wouldn't want you to go for a tampon run or anything cause that might be too painful for you.

Now as far as your questioning voting for a woman...well, seems Dubbya was the biggest PMS sufferer on the planet when he was in office. I wouldn't worry too much about a woman being in office when the men who need to prove something caused a clusterfvck already. If you don't think Dubbya was emotional, tell that to all the soldiers fighting a war right now. He's the one that needed a whole warehouse of tampons while he was in office.

Now if Hillary Clinton would of won, biatch had every reason to be emotional. That is a stronger woman than I could ever be with what she put up with Bill. And I liked Bill. That's why is azz is so well behaved now and he's not acting the fool anymore.

Anyway, carry on.

krupa's photo
Mon 02/08/10 07:45 PM
I agree completely dear............


Would you like for me to pick you up some french vanilla or rocky road icecream when I go on that tampon run?




Hehehehehe. Just playin doll.

One of the ex's used to be amazed that I had no problem with the tampon run. Not only is it common courtesy and simply a necessity, it's a hell of a lot easier than soaking a couch in ice water so the stain don't set.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 02/08/10 08:17 PM

I agree completely dear............


Would you like for me to pick you up some french vanilla or rocky road icecream when I go on that tampon run?




Hehehehehe. Just playin doll.

One of the ex's used to be amazed that I had no problem with the tampon run. Not only is it common courtesy and simply a necessity, it's a hell of a lot easier than soaking a couch in ice water so the stain don't set.


Just be sure you get the "petal soft" ones.

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/09/10 07:51 AM

In 1970, when Dr. Edgar Berman said women’s hormones during menstruation and menopause could have a detrimental influence on women’s decision making, feminists were outraged. He was soon served up as the quintessential example of medical male chauvinism. But by the 1980s, some feminists were saying that PMS was the reason a woman who deliberately killed a man should go free. In England, the PMS defense freed Christine English after confessed to killing her boyfriend by deliberately ramming him into a utility pole with her car; and after killing a co-worker, Sandie Smith was put on probation – with one condition: she must report monthly for injections of progesterone to control symptoms of PMS. By the 1990s, the PMS defense paved the way for other hormonal defenses.

Sheryl Lynn Massip could place her 6-month-old son under a car, run over him repeatedly, and then, uncertain he was dead, do it again, then claim postpartum depression and be given outpatient medical help. No feminist protested.

I've always been of the opinion that any woman, that isn't insane, can control her emotions and her reactions to others. However the above statement suggests otherwise. If a woman can clam PMS as a defense for murder I have to question voting for any woman in an election.


I guess that's up to a jury to decide. Funny how judges, attorneys, representatives, and senators all think they know the law, but what it comes down to in the end is what a jury thinks - common every day citizens.

RKISIT's photo
Tue 02/09/10 08:00 AM




I've always been of the opinion that any woman, that isn't insane, can control her emotions and her reactions to others.



You actually have met one of these?.......smokin
yeah really he needs to spill the beansdrinker