> A SHORT LOVE STORY
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> A man and woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
> they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
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> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
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> I'm awfully cold.'
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> 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
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> 'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
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> 'Good,' she replied. ...............'Get your own f#%+ing blanket.'
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> After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.
> The End