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Topic: You know you're getting old when
sideswipe Joined Wed 12/23/09 Posts: 41	Sun 03/07/10 10:44 PM
When you DON'T get asked for ID anymore. true

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sun 03/07/10 10:48 PM
When your strawberries are flying south

sideswipe Joined Wed 12/23/09 Posts: 41	Mon 03/08/10 10:55 PM
When you DON'T get asked for ID anymore. [/quote i say that is a sign of old age when they don't ask you for a id

realwoman56 Joined Sat 03/06/10 Posts: 39	Tue 03/09/10 09:10 AM
you know your geting old when a teen ask what are bloomers.lol or your grandkid(6) want to know where I got thoughs big cd's (records)

realwoman56 Joined Sat 03/06/10 Posts: 39	Tue 03/09/10 09:12 AM
- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. - Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. - Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. - All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color. - You buy a compass for the dash of your car. - You have a dream about prunes. - You got cable for the weather channel. - You actually like the taste of soy milk. so true espically the bra part

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 03/09/10 09:16 AM
YOu quit wearing your fur g-string.

mendy2 Joined Thu 10/16/08 Posts: 2667	Thu 07/15/10 08:26 PM
when you run inside when it hot out side

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Fri 07/16/10 11:02 AM
When the thought of staying home on a Saturday night is far more comforting than going out with some friends til 11pm. And if you go out, you play catch up the following 3 days...

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 07/16/10 11:05 AM
When you walk onto the next room & forget why you are there.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Fri 07/16/10 12:26 PM
When you have to think for a minute what your middle name is and the year you were born.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76391	Fri 07/16/10 09:25 PM
When you see the tied dyed shirts come back into style................most things takes like 30 years to come back around.............

pmarco41 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2163	Fri 07/16/10 10:15 PM
when you have to scrooooool down to find your year of birth when filling out on-line forms...

tessa68 Joined Sun 10/01/06 Posts: 1699	Fri 07/16/10 10:20 PM
"when you are in a menopausal stage"

JustaSimpleMan56 Joined Mon 07/05/10 Posts: 447	Sat 07/17/10 12:42 AM
You know you are old when even your blow up doll at you like then starts

Suzanne20 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9261	Sat 07/17/10 12:52 AM
you know your getting old when your pubic's turn gray... I think they make tools for that...

Rondoobie Joined Wed 05/26/10 Posts: 578	Sat 07/17/10 02:07 AM Edited by Rondoobie on Sat 07/17/10 02:09 AM
I realized I was getting old when I saw my year of birth included in that insurance commercial reminding me not to let my relatives get stuck with my funeral expenses... if you were born between 1925 and 1970, OMG!

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sat 07/17/10 03:46 AM
Hey!!! Who you calling old???!!!!!

silly Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 2789	Sat 07/24/10 10:26 AM
When u have to go into a room and forget what u went in there for in the first place.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 07/24/10 10:35 AM
When happy hour is a nap in the afternoon.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Sat 07/24/10 10:41 AM
when hair starts to sprout out in places it shouldn't