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| Topic: You know you're getting old when | |
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when you feel more tired getting up in the morning
than when you went to bed the night before |
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Edited by
mendy2
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Mon 01/25/10 05:43 PM
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when you go out on a date and you talk more
about your bad health then what you have in common |
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when you feel more tired getting up in the morning than when you went to bed the night before OH NOOOOO!!! 
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Also it may be when you double post.
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..when the music you grew up with is now called the "classics".. 
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when you constantly forget where you put your keys.
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when no one whistles at ya anymore
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When your in the circle
and you say "Hey dont Bogart the dubie" and everyone turns and stares  
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When you tell your employees you have the body of a 19n year old and they tell you to give it back cuz it's gettin' all wrinkled.
 
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when you havt to put lots and lots of makeup to get that smooth skin look
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2 Advils and a beer DOES NOT take away the swelling after hockey
   
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when your looking for men in there 40 with hair and your in your 50s
and men then have no haid |
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you know your getting old when you find a woman with sun spots sexy
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You go to the unal and stop and THINK?
Do I sit or stand and unzip?
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you flush the toilet and the boy's get wet !
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you flush the toilet and the boy's get wet !  
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...when you look forward to afternoon naps and sleeping more than six hours without having to go pee.
...when you get up to go get something and forget what it was by the time you get there. ...when you fall asleep in the recliner watching the six o'clock news that's blaring loud enough to wake the neighbors two miles down the road since you can't hear anything that isn't louder than a sonic boom. ...when you need a magnifying glass to read the directions on the Milk of Magnesia bottle every night 'cause you can't remember if it's one tablespoon or two to cure the heartburn you get from drinking water now. ...when "Depends" is the answer to the question "What are you wearing to the club tonight?" and you don't mean it's a toss up between the little black dress or the smoking hot red one; you're just hoping they don't show through your elastic waistband, stretchy polyester pants. |
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when the music is too loud..which will never happen to me. Music is made to be played loud..really LOUD!!!  Crank it up and break off the knob! 
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...when you look forward to afternoon naps and sleeping more than six hours without having to go pee. ...when you get up to go get something and forget what it was by the time you get there. ...when you fall asleep in the recliner watching the six o'clock news that's blaring loud enough to wake the neighbors two miles down the road since you can't hear anything that isn't louder than a sonic boom. ...when you need a magnifying glass to read the directions on the Milk of Magnesia bottle every night 'cause you can't remember if it's one tablespoon or two to cure the heartburn you get from drinking water now. ...when "Depends" is the answer to the question "What are you wearing to the club tonight?" and you don't mean it's a toss up between the little black dress or the smoking hot red one; you're just hoping they don't show through your elastic waistband, stretchy polyester pants. 
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When a guy in his early 20s tells you look really amazing "for your age."
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