Community > 50 and over

Previous 1 2 … 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 Next

Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 02/11/10 05:48 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 02/11/10 05:48 PM
Uh Oh! Handy seems to have a new corral! ... On Hot Lips ranch! all I can say is hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha and I have been missing out.. Yeah...SEE? Not only did we miss your company, but we needed you for a man-bra fitting and you were god-only-knows where!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 02/11/10 05:49 PM
Uh Oh! Handy seems to have a new corral! ... On Hot Lips ranch! all I can say is hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha and I have been missing out.. Hot Lip's new beau Handy is a super guy! If you look close, he even comes with his own small garbage can!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 02/11/10 05:50 PM
Uh Oh! Handy seems to have a new corral! ... On Hot Lips ranch! all I can say is hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha and I have been missing out.. Hot Lip's new beau Handy is a super guy! If you look close, he even comes with his own small garbage can! He's gotta keep the chocolate wrappers picked up off the beach!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 02/11/10 05:53 PM
We might need to call Sharris for a special fitting! now , how could you do that!!!have you guys been sneakin pics..I haven't had my coffee..the bra is a prototype I'm workin on..spys !!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 02/11/10 05:56 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 02/11/10 05:56 PM
Then the LIPS get all warmed up for action! Hey, it is a ranch after all... (Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician.) hhahahahahhaahhaa

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 02/11/10 05:59 PM
Then the LIPS get all warmed up for action! Hey, it is a ranch after all... (Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician.) hhahahahahhaahhaa Those lips do not belong to the cow. They are photoshopped. The actual lips are, of course, Hot Lips.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 02/11/10 06:00 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :)

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 02/11/10 06:01 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :) Yeah, all the gkids think I'm cool...not like their other grandma who bake cookies and wear aprons!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 02/11/10 06:05 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :) Yeah, all the gkids think I'm cool...not like their other grandma who bake cookies and wear aprons! They are going to think "Super Cool" when Handy comes trotting out!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 02/11/10 06:06 PM Edited by delilady on Thu 02/11/10 06:07 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! l:SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :) Yeah, all the gkids think I'm cool...not like their other grandma who bake cookies and wear aprons! They are going to think "Super Cool" when Handy comes trotting out!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 02/11/10 06:13 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :) Yeah, all the gkids think I'm cool...not like their other grandma who bake cookies and wear aprons! They are going to think "Super Cool" when Handy comes trotting out! Don't know so much about that...they like to 'look over' anyone I see before I go out with him...worse than parents or my kids ever were!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 02/11/10 06:23 PM
Oh really????WHO???? YOUR company??? Aren't the kids coming to your hut? Oh, maybe you'd better blindfold them, given what goes on here at times...don't want to totally ruin that sweet grandbaby! And put Handy in his corral...hide the 'tools' and your special leather wear, eh? Exactly...hiding everything...don't want to ruin that sweet little 17 yr old rock star grandson's image of dear ol' granny!! SEVENTEEN??? What do you do...have your son at 10 years old or something??? I'm guessing you'd win big points with your rock-star if you showed him a little leather :) Yeah, all the gkids think I'm cool...not like their other grandma who bake cookies and wear aprons! They are going to think "Super Cool" when Handy comes trotting out! Don't know so much about that...they like to 'look over' anyone I see before I go out with him...worse than parents or my kids ever were!! You might want to cover his belly!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 02/11/10 06:54 PM
You might want to cover his belly! But that's where the whipped cream is stored!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 12:22 PM
You might want to cover his belly! But that's where the whipped cream is stored! There is something just downright disturbing about this pic!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 12:28 PM
You might want to cover his belly! But that's where the whipped cream is stored! There is something just downright disturbing about this pic!! True! Leaving those yard rakes laying around for someone to step on can be very dangerous!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 12:44 PM
You might want to cover his belly! But that's where the whipped cream is stored! There is something just downright disturbing about this pic!! True! Leaving those yard rakes laying around for someone to step on can be very dangerous! i'm glad you thought so too. I was thinking it was just me. Hot Lips should make the ranch hands put them away

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Fri 02/12/10 01:56 PM
y'all have my vote...it's not even rakin weather..

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 02/12/10 06:00 PM
Just schlepping by to say "hi". I've missed everyone. My Mom is moving into my hut with me . But, I'm still going to be the same madcap, zany, SINGLE goosenut that you all know. I'll be back.