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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Tue 02/09/10 05:57 AM
and high heels... That's just part of the 'girl code!' You should see the shoe racks in our huts...Nordstrom's has nothing on these island women! and that's why we men have to build such big huts... But the BENEFITS from all that building

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 02/09/10 06:04 AM Edited by galendgirl on Tue 02/09/10 06:04 AM
I don't know where out Sainted Katzwoman is, but here little kitty... I found some yummy tuna treats for you.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/09/10 11:58 AM
Katzwoman puts me in her sweater!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 02/09/10 12:54 PM
c'mere lil Kitty ....

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/09/10 03:10 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 02/09/10 04:19 PM
Just one question, Tarzan? If we knew the techniques that worked, why are we all single???

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/09/10 04:28 PM Edited by vivian2981 on Tue 02/09/10 04:29 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this????

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/09/10 04:29 PM
Just one question, Tarzan? If we knew the techniques that worked, why are we all single??? It's sorta like cutting hair. You can always do better to your friend than you can for yourself.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/09/10 06:28 PM
and high heels... That's just part of the 'girl code!' You should see the shoe racks in our huts...Nordstrom's has nothing on these island women! and that's why we men have to build such big huts... But the BENEFITS from all that building WHAT ??? BENEFITS ???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/09/10 06:30 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 02/09/10 06:31 PM
and high heels... That's just part of the 'girl code!' You should see the shoe racks in our huts...Nordstrom's has nothing on these island women! and that's why we men have to build such big huts... But the BENEFITS from all that building WHAT ??? BENEFITS ??? Mano, you have not received our comprehensive benefit package???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/09/10 06:32 PM Edited by manOfewwords on Tue 02/09/10 06:33 PM
and high heels... That's just part of the 'girl code!' You should see the shoe racks in our huts...Nordstrom's has nothing on these island women! and that's why we men have to build such big huts... But the BENEFITS from all that building WHAT ??? BENEFITS ??? Mano, you have not received our comprehensive benefit package??? NOOO dang it....and I NEEEEED a benefit.....package

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/09/10 06:32 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/09/10 06:34 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/09/10 06:37 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/09/10 06:39 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/09/10 06:47 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/09/10 07:16 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT See! You are not taking this good advice seriously!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/09/10 07:22 PM
It's showtime folks! Our dear Islander friend Hot Lips needs our help in corralling Handy. She didn't take "Cheeta's Makeup Hints" and did not get the wanted lip action. She didn't wear the "Hot Hose" with man getting lure action and is now left with Handy still on the line, but not in the boat! She needs our help so she can prepare for Wednesday's big event. Each of you needs to give her some "man gittin'" advice. An example would be ... "Look deep into his eyes like a cobra, move close to his face as you pucker your lips (hot of course) ... then at the last moment stick your tongue into his mouth". A hook setter indeed! Oh thank you metal!! LET'S SEE............. Like this???? LMAOooooO So am I doing it right? God I hope NOT Handy will obviously be impressed by leather. You could dress warm or cool.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 02/09/10 07:23 PM
Just one question, Tarzan? If we knew the techniques that worked, why are we all single??? It's sorta like cutting hair. You can always do better to your friend than you can for yourself. That was my thought too...it's ALWAYS easier to give advice than to follow your own advice!