An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship
holding her hat so that it wouldn't blow away in
the wind.?

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me,
madam.

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your
dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to
hold onto my hat."?

"But madam, he said, "you must know that you're
derriere is exposed!"??

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
said,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but
I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
But we try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.