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Atlantis75's photo
Sun 01/03/10 01:24 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Sun 01/03/10 01:24 PM
an email I got today:

My Dear Beloved,

Happy New year !!!!

It is with tears and pains that I am writing this letter from my sick bed in a hospital here in Madrid, Spain. I believe you have never met such a condition before. I am Madam Ayesha Paul Howell, widow to late Paul Howell a British, a farmer and business man and former legislator in the European parliament. At the present, I am suffering from a long time protracted cancer. And from all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage, but I don't want you to pity me, but I only need your trust. My late husband died last year September in a Plane Crash near Beira, Mozambique which since then made me feel more sick and quicken my cancer spread


....Before my late husband died, he deposited the sum of US $14,560,000.00 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only) in a private security company/Bank here in Madrid, Spain some years ago and right now that is all I have left, after my late husband's business associates took everything that belongs to my dear husband. I need y our help to receive this fund from the Security company which I will furnish you with all legal papers and distribute it to my son, yourself and charity homes and religion organization, so that when I finally die, my soul will l rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and care, as you utilize it very well. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is in need, because that is my main concern. Please note that 40% of this fund will be for me my son when he grows up whom you will help train up and 30% will be for you completely for your time and effort and the rest for charity works which will be under and care supervision.

Please finally endeavour to keep all I reveal to you very confidential, God bless you and try and response by calling me immediately you receive this letter because I need to talk with you and get to know you better before I die in a 2 months from now like the doctors said.

Kindest regards,

Mrs. Ayesha Paul Howell.


indifferent

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 01/03/10 01:28 PM
oh Gawd..I get them all the time. I'd be a gazillionaire if only 2 of them were real..who are these people???

Dict8's photo
Sun 01/03/10 01:32 PM

an email I got today:

My Dear Beloved,

Happy New year !!!!

It is with tears and pains that I am writing this letter from my sick bed in a hospital here in Madrid, Spain. I believe you have never met such a condition before. I am Madam Ayesha Paul Howell, widow to late Paul Howell a British, a farmer and business man and former legislator in the European parliament. At the present, I am suffering from a long time protracted cancer. And from all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage, but I don't want you to pity me, but I only need your trust. My late husband died last year September in a Plane Crash near Beira, Mozambique which since then made me feel more sick and quicken my cancer spread


....Before my late husband died, he deposited the sum of US $14,560,000.00 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only) in a private security company/Bank here in Madrid, Spain some years ago and right now that is all I have left, after my late husband's business associates took everything that belongs to my dear husband. I need y our help to receive this fund from the Security company which I will furnish you with all legal papers and distribute it to my son, yourself and charity homes and religion organization, so that when I finally die, my soul will l rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and care, as you utilize it very well. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is in need, because that is my main concern. Please note that 40% of this fund will be for me my son when he grows up whom you will help train up and 30% will be for you completely for your time and effort and the rest for charity works which will be under and care supervision.

Please finally endeavour to keep all I reveal to you very confidential, God bless you and try and response by calling me immediately you receive this letter because I need to talk with you and get to know you better before I die in a 2 months from now like the doctors said.

Kindest regards,

Mrs. Ayesha Paul Howell.


indifferent
laugh laugh laugh They obviously watch Gilligan's Island in Madrid, no? laugh :tongue:

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Sun 01/03/10 01:39 PM
noway :cry: sad frustrated sad frustrated sad frustrated
frustrated sad :cry: She's fake,,,I sent mrs howel a check yesterday for 5,000 dollars, that she PROMISED to repay.:angry:

rant "GREAT",,,,,,WOMEN,,,go figure......grumble grumble

TxsSun's photo
Sun 01/03/10 01:40 PM
I must really look and sound like a biotch.

I DON'T get scam emails sad

Sharris's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:08 PM
mine was 14.8 million...

they are called Nigerian Sympathy scams.

ledi180's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:09 PM
Me either...........maybe they know us Texas gals don't fall for that crap? bigsmile


I must really look and sound like a biotch.

I DON'T get scam emails sad

Sharris's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:10 PM
mine was 14.8 million...

they are called Nigerian Sympathy scams.

ArtGurl's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:12 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



Whoo Hoo ... Atlantis is chartering the party plane to Europe ...






huh Fake? ... well that is just mean ... rantohwell





BonnyMiss's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:24 PM


an email I got today:

My Dear Beloved,

Happy New year !!!!

It is with tears and pains that I am writing this letter from my sick bed in a hospital here in Madrid, Spain.(do not write if it is causing you this much pain!) I believe you have never met such a condition before(No, never before!) I am Madam(so was heidi fleiss) Ayesha Paul Howell, widow to late Paul Howell a British, a farmer and business man and former legislator in the European parliament. At the present, I am suffering from a long time protracted cancer. And from all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors.(get a second opinion) This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage, but I don't want you to pity me(he doesn't) but I only need your trust. My late husband died last year September in a Plane Crash near Beira, Mozambique which since then made me feel more sick and quicken my cancer spread


....Before my late husband died, he deposited the sum of US $14,560,000.00 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only) in a private security company/Bank here in Madrid, Spain some years ago and right now that is all I have left, after my late husband's business associates took everything that belongs to my dear husband. I need y our help to receive this fund from the Security company which I will furnish you with all legal papers and distribute it to my son, yourself and charity homes and religion organization, so that when I finally die, my soul will l rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and care, as you utilize it very well. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is in need, because that is my main concern. Please note that 40% of this fund will be for me my son when he grows up whom you will help train up(train him as what, a scammer?) and 30% will be for you completely for your time and effort and the rest for charity works which will be under and care supervision.

Please finally endeavour to keep all I reveal to you very confidential,(he didn't, he shared it with the peeps on Mingle) God bless you and try and response(respond,respond!!! Grrr, your English is awful! But he won't hold that against you because you have left him a tidy sum.) by calling me immediately you receive this letter because I need to talk with you and get to know you better before I die in a 2 months from now like the doctors said.(I think your time is up, if, as you've said you had two months to live....and by my reckoning your husband died in 2008,the news of the crash was all over the British newspapers,we are now in 2010.........Do the math!)

Kindest regards,

Mrs. Ayesha Paul Howell.


indifferent
laugh laugh laugh They obviously watch Gilligan's Island in Madrid, no? laugh :tongue:

morgannicole's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:35 PM
Edited by morgannicole on Sun 01/03/10 02:36 PM
Dang.noway

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Sun 01/03/10 02:58 PM
Edited by wolfchic on Sun 01/03/10 02:59 PM
Try to avoid opening mail from people you don't know. Once you open,That tells them your email is real.I have been told that they can proseed from there on some stuff. Be very carefull!:thumbsup:

ArtGurl's photo
Sun 01/03/10 02:58 PM
sad sad sad



*gurl unpacks her suitcase*

tanyaann's photo
Sun 01/03/10 03:01 PM
Awh! You better share some of that loot with us! laugh

XenomorphEyez's photo
Mon 01/04/10 07:34 AM

an email I got today:

My Dear Beloved,

Happy New year !!!!

It is with tears and pains that I am writing this letter from my sick bed in a hospital here in Madrid, Spain. I believe you have never met such a condition before. I am Madam Ayesha Paul Howell, widow to late Paul Howell a British, a farmer and business man and former legislator in the European parliament. At the present, I am suffering from a long time protracted cancer. And from all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage, but I don't want you to pity me, but I only need your trust. My late husband died last year September in a Plane Crash near Beira, Mozambique which since then made me feel more sick and quicken my cancer spread


....Before my late husband died, he deposited the sum of US $14,560,000.00 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only) in a private security company/Bank here in Madrid, Spain some years ago and right now that is all I have left, after my late husband's business associates took everything that belongs to my dear husband. I need y our help to receive this fund from the Security company which I will furnish you with all legal papers and distribute it to my son, yourself and charity homes and religion organization, so that when I finally die, my soul will l rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and care, as you utilize it very well. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives that is in need, because that is my main concern. Please note that 40% of this fund will be for me my son when he grows up whom you will help train up and 30% will be for you completely for your time and effort and the rest for charity works which will be under and care supervision.

Please finally endeavour to keep all I reveal to you very confidential, God bless you and try and response by calling me immediately you receive this letter because I need to talk with you and get to know you better before I die in a 2 months from now like the doctors said.

Kindest regards,

Mrs. Ayesha Paul Howell.


indifferent

That's the final season of Lost that got leaked on the internet. laugh

It's a shame some fool fall s for this crap. I don't get these types of emails anymore and feel I am missing out.

It's always hilarious to me all the grammar and spelling errors but yet they know how to spell the dollar amount it would take to save them. Annnnnnnd this one knows exactly when they will meet their horrible fate. Plus she has the same middle name as her husband's first name. What a coinkidinky. I'd ask her for a date if I were you...then you could have the money when she passes on. sad

Jtevans's photo
Mon 01/04/10 07:40 AM
hell i'll contact some people and have her done in faster if you'll split it with me drinker

Pruzilla's photo
Mon 01/04/10 08:08 AM
I got two from someone pretending to be from the FBI. Something about money owed me by people I've never heard of and if I would just send this FBI agent my personal info he would make sure the money was properly deposited into my checking account. I fwd the email to the real FBI instead.

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Mon 01/04/10 09:49 AM

I got two from someone pretending to be from the FBI. Something about money owed me by people I've never heard of and if I would just send this FBI agent my personal info he would make sure the money was properly deposited into my checking account. I fwd the email to the real FBI instead.



drinks :banana: drinks

fjr's photo
Tue 01/05/10 03:49 AM
That's so cool, all I get is the "Save money on meds from Canada" spam.

mscherbear's photo
Wed 01/06/10 01:05 PM

Me either...........maybe they know us Texas gals don't fall for that crap? bigsmile


I must really look and sound like a biotch.

I DON'T get scam emails sad



It can't be the Texas theory, because I don't either! laugh

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