Quote of the day.



There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but
their future is doubtful.

Ok, pulls the plunger off Uk's head and sticks it over his face.So he
can't talk.

That's better. :)

One churchperson to another: 'I can't remember your name but your faith
is familiar.'

Tom help me iam drowning

Hope this brightens your day up Lisa.


One day a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in New York. When ask
what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see
one of the zoos in America." To his delight, the New Yorker took him to
the zoo. While they were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the
gorilla cage, one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed
the Czech whole. Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over
the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and ask the zoo
keeper what he planed to do. The zoo keeper got an axe and ask the man,
"Okay, which gorilla did it, was it the male or the female." Pointing
out the female as the culprit, the zoo keeper quickly split the female
gorilla open and found nothing of the Czech. With which the man from New
York shrugged and said, "Guess the Czech's in the male."

USE THE PLUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please

Yes, do it quickly!

Okay. I'm outta here until later but I'll leave ya's with this one.


Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his lorry ran out
of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make
the Van Gogh.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

wow....i thought i was a geek

hmmmmmmmmm wonder who would steal that

Someone sure had a $hitty Idea, don't you think?

Maybe he was stuck on the idea, or had no place else to take it?





G

Make sure that toilet monster leaves the seat down when it's done...

Women like to b*tch about that sort of thing...

morning nus

Mornin' Lisa!

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You look like you are ready for a fight this morning!!

Good Morning, Lisa and Tulip, you both look vey ravishing this
morning,but when do you never not look tht way. As far as the toilet
monster,I have been attacked by him many times in my life,I am slwayes
getting flushed the the toilet of life.

*Down the

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! So that's what grabbed my a**...Scared the crap right
outta me!!!!!!!!!!