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Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's . The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." John said , "I haven't got the fingers." " What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2009. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" John says, " How the hell was I supposed to pick them up!!!." |
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 Dayummmmmmmm
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Edited by
crickstergo
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Fri 01/01/10 10:44 AM
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I told this joke to a hand surgeon last night and he laughed pretty hard.
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Providing entertainment by proxy?
Works for me....lmao |
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