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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 62
delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:28 PM
OK I have composed myself. I cannot laugh anymore because my sides are in pain and I can't see clearly

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:29 PM
Maybe that's why---oh never mind

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Tue 01/05/10 05:30 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man...

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Tue 01/05/10 05:31 PM
This is funny, in fact, I was making refrigerator pickles ..with..yes, you guessed it..

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:32 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man... Well When I pay 1:79 for one I sure don't want it mushy.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:34 PM
What do you expect to get for $1.79

sparkey01 Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 1877	Tue 01/05/10 05:34 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man... Used to work in a grocery store, now I know why everyone was hanging out with the cukes!

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Tue 01/05/10 05:35 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man... Well When I pay 1:79 for one I sure don't want it mushy. A buck 79 is pretty steep...haven't bought one for awhile, but my last one was around 99 cents.

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Tue 01/05/10 05:35 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man... Used to work in a grocery store, now I know why everyone was hanging out with the cukes!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:36 PM
What do you expect to get for $1.79 Hey these were organic!!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:38 PM
OK guys please don't start me off again. I can't get the picture out of my brain of Bill and Betty standing in line at the airport. Her suitcase is filled with cucumbers and his is filled with grapefruit!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:38 PM
I have memories of shopping for cucumbers and ya know how you pick them up to test if they are mushy etc.? Well Bernie would always make cracks in the store and turn my face beat red..... Dirty old man... Well When I pay 1:79 for one I sure don't want it mushy. A buck 79 is pretty steep...haven't bought one for awhile, but my last one was around 99 cents. yeah ...seems like everything is so hight these days.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:39 PM
What do you expect to get for $1.79 Hey these were organic!! Did you say orgasmic. I'm having a hard time reading tonight

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:41 PM
OK guys please don't start me off again. I can't get the picture out of my brain of Bill and Betty standing in line at the airport. Her suitcase is filled with cucumbers and his is filled with grapefruit! Now I am confused.How did Will and I end up in line at an airport? And did we have to take our cucumbers and grapefruit through the naked scanner?

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Tue 01/05/10 05:42 PM
What do you expect to get for $1.79 Hey these were organic!! Did you say orgasmic. I'm having a hard time reading tonight

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:43 PM
OK guys please don't start me off again. I can't get the picture out of my brain of Bill and Betty standing in line at the airport. Her suitcase is filled with cucumbers and his is filled with grapefruit! Now I am confused.How did Will and I end up in line at an airport? And did we have to take our cucumbers and grapefruit through the naked scanner? Weren't we going to the island? Were you planning on swimming?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:44 PM
What do you expect to get for $1.79 Hey these were organic!! Did you say orgasmic. I'm having a hard time reading tonight I did not say that orgasmic I said organic. Orgasmic would have cost me a buck 90 Gees Jayne

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Tue 01/05/10 05:44 PM
BTW Will Do you always put your cucumber on a block of ice?You are suppose to feeze it you know. Freeze it? Now that's something I'm not sure I'd like to try.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 01/05/10 05:46 PM
OK guys please don't start me off again. I can't get the picture out of my brain of Bill and Betty standing in line at the airport. Her suitcase is filled with cucumbers and his is filled with grapefruit! Now I am confused.How did Will and I end up in line at an airport? And did we have to take our cucumbers and grapefruit through the naked scanner? Weren't we going to the island? Were you planning on swimming? Not with cucumbers and grapefruit. Poor Jayne...her condition is worse than I thought.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 01/05/10 05:47 PM
BTW Will Do you always put your cucumber on a block of ice?You are suppose to feeze it you know. Freeze it? Now that's something I'm not sure I'd like to try. Then I would put my pants back on if I were you!