Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part I

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you
are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.




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oops posted in wrong spot!!!

Mike....

You know I could say something.....BUT, I don't think I will

Seeking a German Shepherd for Activity Partner and Possible Long-Term
Relationship.



Oceans

dogs cant cook

is it the same with *****?

@ Lisa....that's what delivery's are for

I can too cook. I just can't clean up. I mean, where in the world do I
put all those dirty dishes??? And that little peeler-scrapper thingy?

No wonder you are still single, dear!

I think I saw a dating site for dog lovers... I'll forward you the
link...

Thanks Alada, I'm going to seek help now. Where's my friend Frank and
all his ultimate wisdom?

Dogs are faithful... they dont change their master i guess.

Thanks Justbnice the girls were beating me down pretty good on this
post

Seeking a big box of chocolates for a short but very tasty
relationship... :)

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