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I'll be the one wearing a tie, cologne, and looking for classy footwear   
Happy Christmas to me!   
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and a BonnyStar one to me
 
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and a BonnyStar one to me
I forgot to ask...........Do you think my butt will look big in my sandwichboard?
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remember I'm viewing the profile
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remember I'm viewing the profile
I haven't forgotten, now all I have to do is to find a sandwichbord that fits me. |
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and a BonnyStar one to me
I forgot to ask...........Do you think my butt will look big in my sandwichboard?
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and a BonnyStar one to me
I forgot to ask...........Do you think my butt will look big in my sandwichboard?
Human flesh has odd ways of relaxing if not contained in tight clothing.............
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and a BonnyStar one to me
I forgot to ask...........Do you think my butt will look big in my sandwichboard?
Human flesh has odd ways of relaxing if not contained in tight clothing.............
 
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I would'nt know,,,,ya got any pics????
No, on account of not being able to find a camera with wide enough lens and a photographer who wouldn't keel over laughing when I pose. 
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and a BonnyStar one to me
I forgot to ask...........Do you think my butt will look big in my sandwichboard?
Human flesh has odd ways of relaxing if not contained in tight clothing.............
I find myself wishing that all things look bigger when they relax |
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The perfect man?? Now let me think
He would have to be small chubby not very good looking not to bright, he must be rich have a beautiful home, a car possibly a motor boat, swimming pool, take me to see the world, lots of credit cards and an open wallet. He has to treat me like a lady shower me in gifts and never complain that i dont want sex with him and that i can date girls do you think i have a chance of finding him? Anna x
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You rock Englishrose2
I hope you find him...become fabulous friends...and you can endure his Liza Manelli records. |
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You rock Englishrose2
I hope you find him...become fabulous friends...and you can endure his Liza Manelli records. Just as well i am deaf then! Anna x
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Yes I know....I read.......Have you ever SEEN a Liza Manelli album?
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A work collegue was quite excited about the upcoming works party, (it was on Friday 18th) the reason? He had THE perfect date for me and will introduce me to him at the party.Now this guy does not know anything about me (except that I am single) we have never spoken about our private lives. So I turn up on Friday night all booted and suited and see my collegue waiting at the top of the stairs of the venue, he's smiling and waving, I go over to him and introduce my date to him.......... Later on in the evening he brings his victim over to my table, there is an akward moment as he fumbles for the right words of introduction, that over, he then says "I'll leave you two to it" I had already tipped my date off about the intended "event" I look across at my date who is trying his best not to laugh and going red in the face, the "new beau" pulls up a chair and begins to chat.............. We soon discovered that my work collegue had told this guy "all about me" During the course of the conversation with "new guy" we established that we both work in the same field (education) New guy then pauses, and fumbles, "Um, I am not sure what Terry (name changed) said to you about me but I have not dated a Black woman in a very long time" My collegue, as I've stated knows nothing about me and assumed because I am Black that I would instantly click with his friend. I have never dated a Black man, not because I would not, but because I have never been asked out by one.Don't you just hate it when folks find you that "perfect" partner?
The most clear message I got from this.......... ALL of the black guys in England are blind!!
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A work collegue was quite excited about the upcoming works party, (it was on Friday 18th) the reason? He had THE perfect date for me and will introduce me to him at the party.Now this guy does not know anything about me (except that I am single) we have never spoken about our private lives. So I turn up on Friday night all booted and suited and see my collegue waiting at the top of the stairs of the venue, he's smiling and waving, I go over to him and introduce my date to him.......... Later on in the evening he brings his victim over to my table, there is an akward moment as he fumbles for the right words of introduction, that over, he then says "I'll leave you two to it" I had already tipped my date off about the intended "event" I look across at my date who is trying his best not to laugh and going red in the face, the "new beau" pulls up a chair and begins to chat.............. We soon discovered that my work collegue had told this guy "all about me" During the course of the conversation with "new guy" we established that we both work in the same field (education) New guy then pauses, and fumbles, "Um, I am not sure what Terry (name changed) said to you about me but I have not dated a Black woman in a very long time" My collegue, as I've stated knows nothing about me and assumed because I am Black that I would instantly click with his friend. I have never dated a Black man, not because I would not, but because I have never been asked out by one.Don't you just hate it when folks find you that "perfect" partner?
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