To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!


To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

I'll drink to that. Wine that is.

thats great!! I wine

I dont drink tap

Glad I don't have to feel guilty for not drinking enough water. Does that mean I'm not as full of poop?

well I wouldn't go that far

that's my reason and Imma stick to it

I drink most liquids

I only drink Purple Kool Aid in Jell-o form.

It helps me fall asleep naked in the park.

Shshsh sounds like a good reason to go buy a 12 pack to me heheheh

Didn't know you were that easy
Imma buy stock in purple kool aid

hey by your picture you sure you haven't had too much to drink???

I wonder no more why I dislike water!!!

My local water smells like poop...runs down off the mountain with all the animal poop in it. I NEVER drink it.