Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and
can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your hips

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's
about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always
in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the poop
out of you.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up
your legs.

Men are like.....Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a
hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the
table.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of
them.

I love these!!! :)

that's me!!!!...kinda

Those r gr8 Maria thanks