Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring

Hmm well i really didn't think this was "funny" but hey!! to each his own!!!

marriage is joining of two souls into one coherent inseperable whole

marriage is support and comfort and and a shoulder to lean on when you're down and hurt

marriage is your best friend being there for you


that is if you do it right. If you don't then its all that stuff you said

As a bachelor who enjoys his singletude. I found it pretty humorous.

me too a single yet..so its funny/humorous for me