Since no one is here I'll tell this story:

I stopped a 7-11 tonight on way home. Long line etc.. Lady in front of me gets to counter and I notice she is wearing a huge bandage on hand and forearm. She proceeds to tell the clerk why. Noticed also she is probably 55 but looks worn out as if she is about 70. She says:

"I burned my arm cooking when hot grease splashed on me and it cooked the meat." Im thinking poor thing that must have hurt, right. Well thas not all the story.

She then, proceeds "Then i fell alseep yesterday at my computer and fell out of my chair" Thats when my eyebrows went up. The she says " when I fell and hit the floor my arm hit the table and ripped of a huge chunk of meeat that was left after the burn. Then my dog came over and ate the chunk of meat as I was waking up. I tried to grab it but it was to late. Then she just sat there looking at me like that tasted strangely like you."

I was laughing so hard I had to turn around, the clerk was mortified. After the lady left i said "how did you like that story? She said "Im done with my pizza over there." I busted out again and left.

WTF??? Where do these people come from? Do much drugs?

(((Frank)))

OMG I would have definitely thrown up... what story/experience...


Now what about the dead guy?

I think I'm too tired to do much tonight.. I still may have to take a call from my India office and I so don't want to..

I think I'm too tired to do much tonight.. I still may have to take a call from my India office and I so don't want to..

Hi Atlantis



Back after a byt, gotta get things going here again.

I didn't but that may be the answer to my sleepless nights.. What an idea!!!!

I didn't know you wrote poems... You're a well of surprises...