Since no one is here I'll tell this story:

I stopped a 7-11 tonight on way home. Long line etc.. Lady in front of me gets to counter and I notice she is wearing a huge bandage on hand and forearm. She proceeds to tell the clerk why. Noticed also she is probably 55 but looks worn out as if she is about 70. She says:

"I burned my arm cooking when hot grease splashed on me and it cooked the meat." Im thinking poor thing that must have hurt, right. Well thas not all the story.

She then, proceeds "Then i fell alseep yesterday at my computer and fell out of my chair" Thats when my eyebrows went up. The she says " when I fell and hit the floor my arm hit the table and ripped of a huge chunk of meeat that was left after the burn. Then my dog came over and ate the chunk of meat as I was waking up. I tried to grab it but it was to late. Then she just sat there looking at me like that tasted strangely like you."

I was laughing so hard I had to turn around, the clerk was mortified. After the lady left i said "how did you like that story? She said "Im done with my pizza over there." I busted out again and left.

WTF??? Where do these people come from? Do much drugs?

Hi Mys!!!

I have another crazy one from last saturday morning concerning a dead guy. I found at my dry cleaners. WTH, why me?

I live around a bunch of crazy people and its a nice part of town.

Hiya Scorp,

I mean Dic,


I mean Dict8 !!!

Its everyday life as Tom...I see and hear crazy Cheet all the time.

Hey look at my profile pics got one you will appreciate the artistic quality.

I want to put it in sepia or b/w and frame it. Its hard to tell how good it is when you load it on this site.

ML Rules! Ya' know...that was the first forum I posted in and always my favorite. Poison was the first person on here I actually got to talk to. If nothing else...I'm faithful. I LOVE ML!

Was mine as well.


Kinda like CHEERS,where everybody knows what ya drink

Scorp, its POLSON, not Poison.

I think JT dragged me in there one day and it stuck.

ML is pretty nifty but this bar/hotel aint too shabby either my friend

(((everyone)))

I took it...

When i was in Phillippines in august.

I was walking around the barracks on corrigidor island. It part of what left after the japanese bombed the barracks. Just looked up and was like...Wow, thats an awesome view and it looks like three crosses.

(((everyone)))