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Topic: How Do You Ask?
MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:36 AM

smile2How do you ask someone if they are having an affair or cheating on you without starting an argument?what

:smile: Because you know defenses automatically go up as soon as someone is accused of something:smile:

redhead44613's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:37 AM
I would just come out an ask.. its going to start a fight no matter how you ask.

If they did cheat you will fight. If they didn't they will fight with you.

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:39 AM

I would just come out an ask.. its going to start a fight no matter how you ask.

If they did cheat you will fight. If they didn't they will fight with you.
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PATSFAN's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:39 AM
Could you pass the salt, you cheating B!tch?

redhead44613's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:40 AM

Could you pass the salt, you cheating B!tch?
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MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:41 AM

Could you pass the salt, you cheating B!tch?
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RoamingOrator's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:46 AM
The best way to do it would be to follow the cheater to a rendevous, wait for him/her to get into the actual act of sexual congress, then, in your best British accent, say it like a Bobby:

What's all this then?

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:48 AM


Could you pass the salt, you cheating B!tch?
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MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:49 AM

The best way to do it would be to follow the cheater to a rendevous, wait for him/her to get into the actual act of sexual congress, then, in your best British accent, say it like a Bobby:

What's all this then?
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Goofball73's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:53 AM
Woman: "Honey...why does my chair have C4 strapped to it?"

Me: "Oh sweeie pie...love of my life...I thought we could play a little game...called tell me the truth, you dirty rotten whore."

Woman: "But we played that last week in bed, and I don't remember the C4."

Me: "Oh, it's just for show babe." (Grabs switch that will detonate C4). "Now, where were you last night, and don't lie!" (Wicked grin).

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 10:56 AM

Woman: "Honey...why does my chair have C4 strapped to it?"

Me: "Oh sweeie pie...love of my life...I thought we could play a little game...called tell me the truth, you dirty rotten whore."

Woman: "But we played that last week in bed, and I don't remember the C4."

Me: "Oh, it's just for show babe." (Grabs switch that will detonate C4). "Now, where were you last night, and don't lie!" (Wicked grin).
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MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 11:01 AM

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Fri 12/04/09 01:12 PM

Woman: "Honey...why does my chair have C4 strapped to it?"

Me: "Oh sweeie pie...love of my life...I thought we could play a little game...called tell me the truth, you dirty rotten whore."

Woman: "But we played that last week in bed, and I don't remember the C4."

Me: "Oh, it's just for show babe." (Grabs switch that will detonate C4). "Now, where were you last night, and don't lie!" (Wicked grin).


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franshade's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:14 PM


smile2How do you ask someone if they are having an affair or cheating on you without starting an argument?what

:smile: Because you know defenses automatically go up as soon as someone is accused of something:smile:


I don't ask - I trust my gut and my uppercut tongue2


no photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:24 PM
Just ask. If they get b!tchy and defensive, they're guilty.

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:53 PM



smile2How do you ask someone if they are having an affair or cheating on you without starting an argument?what

:smile: Because you know defenses automatically go up as soon as someone is accused of something:smile:


I don't ask - I trust my gut and my uppercut tongue2







shocked scared :laughing:

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:53 PM

Just ask. If they get b!tchy and defensive, they're guilty.
:thumbsup: possibly:thumbsup:

wux's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:56 PM


smile2How do you ask someone if they are having an affair or cheating on you without starting an argument?what

:smile: Because you know defenses automatically go up as soon as someone is accused of something:smile:


"Honey, don't take it personally, but are you screwing around on me? Just curious."

no photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:58 PM
If you have to ask either you already know or you're paranoid, and either way that means the relationship is over.

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:58 PM



smile2How do you ask someone if they are having an affair or cheating on you without starting an argument?what

:smile: Because you know defenses automatically go up as soon as someone is accused of something:smile:


"Honey, don't take it personally, but are you screwing around on me? Just curious."
:thumbsup:

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