I was wondering why I'm not getting any interest...:)

As funny as you are with your one-liners, I'm thinking the first thing about Sybil Syndrome will be taken seriously. And as funny as those lines are, you sound like kind of a class clown, looking for attention through wit and humor, which is fine as long as it is just a part of you. I would THINK most would just see a smart-a$$ or someone who tries too hard to be too clever and smart. Doesn't seem to say much except "I'm more funny and witty than you. I will beat you down with verbiage."

More good photos would also be helpful, as well as information about whay type of mate you are looking for.

Hey thanks for the great advice. :) It was actually written in response to a jerk I met off here. I posted on here so that he could read it. Thanks though. :)

I didn't get a smart-azz impression from this profile at all. Since when does one have to conform to the standards of others? Oh I forgot, this is the age of political-correctness in Obama's America.

Yeah!!! You go girl!!! You're awesome! Thanks for taking a look at my profile. :)

Don't worry about the jerk,send him a letter.Honesty tends to work....As for your profile, there is an edit you can use.Info on your likes, dislikes, and what your looking for in general would be helpful for any young man.Welcome and good luck!!!

Are you saying she is a man lol? It says woman in profile.

it looks fine to me

you'll do alright. its just a slow process

I think she meant helpful for any young man reading her profile

Oh okay I had a blonde moment.

i checked it out also and it looks fine,ppl should check their own yard before they clean others.

I liked it!!

as for the OP. Humor is great, but you might not be getting responses because of it. Some people might not know whether to take you seriously or how much is serious....just a thought

I'd say its your age...18, thats the minimum on here and thats a big chance to take on hoping someone is telling the truth...true love or jailbait...on the next 60 minutes

Hysterical Profile.

If they don't get it, you don't want them.

How can u be so sure

It's TOO good. Seriously. It's funny and clever and well-constructed, and, as much as I hate to say it, most people really aren't equipped to fully appreciate it.

I appreciate it. You can't imagine the number of boring, vapid, lackluster profiles I've seen, the ones that say "I don't know what to write here," or "I'm laid-back and easy-going," or "I'm a fun person who likes to have fun" and so on. Actually, the number is 12,889,473. So now you don't have to imagine.

As to why you're not getting any interest -- it's been my experience (and that of many others here) that you really only get noticed through participating in the forums. I would highly recommend it.

But, back to the profile -- it's good, don't change it. There aren't that many of us who have truly memorable profiles here -- mine is 1400 pages long, so I guess it qualifies -- so just keep yours, it's great the way it is.

But if you want to communicate with people, use the forums!

I am twitching all over after having perused your..epic. My fingers are screaming at me to review it. My funny bones
are a herd now, pounding dirt to get to your profile.

Please please please. Do I need permission?

Although, upon further reflection, it looks like I will have to kill or seriously maim somebody, to get a long enough sentence so I can actually READ the whole thing. Any ideas?

It's funny, I have never posted here asking people to Rate My Profile -- I suppose because it gets a lot of views as it is, it generates a lot of e-mails, etc., and I've never been one to particularly care about how it comes across to people in general.

But, out of respect to the OP here, who has done a really nice job on her own profile, I suppose the proper thing to do here would be to move any discussions of my own voluminous mess to another thread!

I just had to read your profile after all the chatter. It was really funny!! I smiled the whole time I read it. You may be more than a boy your age could handle!!

If you like your profile - keep it up. If in awhile you decide that you need to add to or edit it I might suggest a small disclaimer at the end (because I really wouldn't want to spoil your bio) saying that you enjoyed sharing your humor and that you hoped people would actually read your list of interests and contact you. Personally, I get tired of mine and change it, especially if I read something in someone else's that seems to say what I wanted to say but they do a better job of it.

Enjoy yourself and good luck!
Debby