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Topic: Who would you let in first? Dog or Wife?
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Sat 11/28/09 10:40 PM
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.

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Sat 11/28/09 10:44 PM

MelodyGirl's photo
Sat 11/28/09 10:48 PM
Edited by MelodyGirl on Sat 11/28/09 10:48 PM
My dogs are not allowed outside unless on a leash, so they wouldn't be barking to "come in". drinker

Now, to address your generalization that ALL women yap -- slaphead ALL men cheat, are only good for taking out the garbage, and can't balance a bank statement. winking :laughing:

Hopefully you will learn and learn soon. Blanket statements are evil. flowerforyou



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Sat 11/28/09 10:49 PM




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Sat 11/28/09 10:50 PM
Edited by tusselboy on Sat 11/28/09 10:51 PM
yup yup the dog all the waylaugh happy happy happy :tongue: after all I would get more kisses from the dog than my wife,lolololololololol!!!!!!!! if I had a wife or a dog,hehehe

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Sat 11/28/09 10:51 PM





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Sat 11/28/09 11:01 PM






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Sat 11/28/09 11:10 PM







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Sat 11/28/09 11:12 PM
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Sun 11/29/09 12:32 AM
Sorry ladies...but that OP was freakin hilarious.

rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 11/29/09 12:35 AM
If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife.

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Sun 11/29/09 12:37 AM
Edited by JustAGuy2112 on Sun 11/29/09 12:37 AM

If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife.


Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-)

So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol

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Sun 11/29/09 12:38 AM

Sorry ladies...but that OP was freakin hilarious.

rofl rofl rofl


No worries Guy, have heard the joke before....

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Sun 11/29/09 12:42 AM


If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife.


Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-)

So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol


smh,,,shame, shame , shame

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Sun 11/29/09 12:44 AM



If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife.


Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-)

So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol


smh,,,shame, shame , shame


Yeah. I know. I'm terrible...lol

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Sun 11/29/09 01:21 AM
I would be down the pub, they can both stay outside until i get home, silly woman should have took her keys..

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Sun 11/29/09 07:54 AM




Can I have some plz?

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Sun 11/29/09 10:16 AM





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there's plenty to go 'round.drinker

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Sun 11/29/09 10:20 AM
The dog 1st because unlike the wife the dog aint got the brains to get the house keys out and open the door which leaves you thinking has she???laugh laugh laugh Anna x

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Sun 11/29/09 10:34 AM







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Awww, isn't he cute!!!!!

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