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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sat 11/28/09 10:48 PM
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My dogs are not allowed outside unless on a leash, so they wouldn't be barking to "come in".
 Now, to address your generalization that ALL women yap --  ALL men cheat, are only good for taking out the garbage, and can't balance a bank statement.   Hopefully you will learn and learn soon. Blanket statements are evil.  |
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Share? 
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Edited by
tusselboy
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Sat 11/28/09 10:51 PM
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yup yup the dog all the way
   after all I would get more kisses from the dog than my wife,lolololololololol!!!!!!!! if I had a wife or a dog,hehehe
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Share? Of course! 
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Share? Of course! I brought a friend too! 
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Share? Of course! I brought a friend too! I love Spongebob... 
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Sorry ladies...but that OP was freakin hilarious.
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If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife.
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sun 11/29/09 12:37 AM
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If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife. Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-) So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol |
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Sorry ladies...but that OP was freakin hilarious. No worries Guy, have heard the joke before.... |
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If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife. Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-) So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol smh,,,shame, shame , shame |
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If you dont want to be sharing your dogs house with him, I suggest you first tend to the wife. Now see....the " doghouse " in my case would be strictly figurative because my dog is a strictly inside the house dog. He goes out to go to the bathroom, but then he's back in with me. :-) So...if being in the " doghouse " means she wouldn't be speaking to me...well...most of the time, I would probably prefer that anyway. lol smh,,,shame, shame , shame Yeah. I know. I'm terrible...lol |
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I would be down the pub, they can both stay outside until i get home, silly woman should have took her keys..
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Can I have some plz? |
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Can I have some plz? there's plenty to go 'round.
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The dog 1st because unlike the wife the dog aint got the brains to get the house keys out and open the door which leaves you thinking has she???
Anna x
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Share? Of course! I brought a friend too! Awww, isn't he cute!!!!! |
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