........... TELL ME A JOKE

Knock knock...

So three drunk lesbians are eyeballing a nun that walks into a bar......

oh man, this puppy is gonna get shifted to the jokes forum with a quickness.

I get turned on when chicks pull my hair..

never mind, that's not a joke

So why does Boston bean soup have only two-hundred-thirty-nine beans in it.

Because any more and it would be too farty.

like that would matter to you..or me!

UUUMMM I better be the ONLY CHICK that pulls your HAIR..... Or else there's gonna be a FIGHT! I scratch & bite LMAO

Who's there? SALLY?

a cowboy after a long journey walks into a bar, there's a long line waiting to get to the bar, he asks the guy in front of him, "hey, what's the holdup." the guy says, "there's some dude up there with a horse and a jar of money, you put five dollars in the jar and if you make the horse laugh you get all the money"...so the cowboy waits for what seems like an eternity and then puts his money in the jar, he walks over to the horse, whispers in his ear and the horse starts laughing. He takes the money orders a drink then leaves, while the others look on in amazement. 3 years later, the cowboys stops by the same bar and it's the same thing , a long a.s.s line. He again asks, "what's going on", someone explains to him there's a guy there with a horse and a jar of money, you pay 5 dollars and if you can make the horse laugh you get all the money in the jar.....so the cowboy waits his turn, puts his money in the jar and takes the horse over to the corner, 3 seconds later the horse is balling his eyes out. He collects his money and starts to leave when the owner of the horse says hey, aren't you the same guy that made the horse laugh, and the cowboy said "yes sir", the owner said, how'd you do that, to which the cowboy replied, I told him my penis was bigger than his, well how'd you make him cry asked the owner, to which the cowboy replied. I showed him.

Interupting cow.

MOOOO!!!