What the yuck people?

Man haters
Women haters
Hater haters?

Poor me,
Look at me,
I am me,
Not me,
It's all about meee?

Chronic crooners compulsively crying
Rueful renditions
Of your cheating heart?

Laughably lackluster loathsome Lotharios
Looking to hook-up with lovely ladies?

Misanthropic manglers
mashing out
Massive missives of malcontented malarkey?

Unpolished political pundits
Pushing out poorly penciled
Pablum?

Would you, could you, should you,
Swap strands of sweet sticky spit
With selective sensitivity?

Where are the yucks?
The jibes,
The gambols,
The biting sarcasm,
The caustic wit,
The snide remarks,
The snappy comebacks,
The sly innuendos,
The coy come-ons,

In short, where's the humor?

look at my post "hope you enjoy the turkey"

Look under my hat The humour is there .honest it is!

I knew you had something under there.

yes I do,and no more nibbling on my carrot

Okay. BTW what are those buttons made of?

chocolate peppermint patties.

mmmmmmmmmmmm that gives me an idea.

Whatever do you mean...
I mean some of us are sooo serious and just don't know any other way to be..
I try to keep it light but it is just not my personality to joke around and have fun..I mean really..is life for fun? I think not! This is some serious chit, this life thing..not everything is a joke Motown, not every moment is for fun, and sarcasm and being sardonic, and laughter, and telling fart jokes or pirate jokes...just because you are able to not sweat the small stuff, doesn't mean ALL of us can do that. I wouldn't know how to function on a day to day basis without a frown, and tears, and living in the past and regretting all my mistakes and crying over spilled milk...milk is not cheap ya know. Now I am worked into a frenzy over your judgment of all of us...
I must go throw myself across my bed and cry and ponder...

ok....but don't forget I have my broom and I'm not afraid to use it.

I concur.

Life is to short i dont like to be glum
much rather have plenty of fun
but lifes not like that every day
theres always some heartache not far away
so stiff upper lip try not to be glum
coz at the end of the day its only a zit thats on your bum! Annax

ya want I should pop that for ya? Some may say..ewww, gross, but what are friends for..

Funny I always see plenty of humor as well but then guess you will find what you seek if it is not there instead of adding to it one must create what it is they seek and don't find...........


Hope ya'll had a Happy Turkey Day!!!!!!!!

ya got a valid point there motown...I think sometimes mingle is where some come just to boo waaa about their miserable lives...