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get some shots of the beauty that is all around you. Stop putting so much energy into the ding dong, they really are not so good for you anyway.
As I walked away I turned and with a twinkle in my eye and a smile on my face said |
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by the way, where is the ladies room, I need to
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change my tampon and powder my nose
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Meanwhile, back at the hotel ballroom in Rio, Superman, Flash, and all the gerbils were sorting through socks and waiting for
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the dryer to stop so they could see which socks were still there and hadn't spun off to the dryer sock eating dimension. As they looked at the table full of yummy sandwiches that were made to perfection they thought...hummm, these may be good enough for Motown, but maybe not because
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Gasp! there is no horseradish. So they all changed there socks and
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bagged up the unacceptable sandwiches and met up with Catwoman and said.."oh Catwoman are we glad to see you, whatever will we do with all these horseradishless sandwiches?" Catwoman said..."geez guys, lets take them to the homeless people down by the river." So all the gerbils, Flash and Catwoman got on Superman's back and flew off to the riverside homeless group.
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they found that all the homeless were wearing nice clean socks and the aliens had
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donated the socks and alien shoes for them. So with clean socks, new funny shoes and horseradishless sandwiches the homeless were pretty darned happy. So with the gang all there they wanted Catwoman to unzip the long zipper on her leather outfit and show them her boobies and she told them
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that'll cost ya 3 quarters and a nickle. She unzipped and everyone
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immediately had their nice clean socks knocked off because
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her boobies fell to her belly button without the tight zipper holding them in place and the gerbils, superman, flash and all the homeless men said
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I haven't seen anything like that since the time I went to the topless bar in Phoenix. Lets
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all get nakked and start dancing around a fire. So they all stripped down to their socks and danced, then all of a sudden
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
on
Sun 11/22/09 05:34 PM
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Flash said ...calm down and not threaten catwoman anymore..she can't help that she's getting old and gravity is taking over. "Lets go to that club where the men dress up like Janis Joplin and sing Me and Bobby Mgee"...said the small gerbil with the bulging eyes..so off they went to the transvestite club..when they walked in they were shocked because
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it was full of gerbils wearing thongs who
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had cloaks that could make them invisible. They took one look at catwoman and started screaming because
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she was making out with one of the gerbils and fondling his thong and the gerbil said
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"I want you to
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but lap dances cost extra and the bouncer was walking over with
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