Dazed and confused. He then passed out, woke up ten minutes later, and that he was one of the Backstreet Boys. Only problem was that this ticked off Snoop, who immediately made George take another hit of the chronic. This made George......

go to rehab so he could

Get back to becoming the old George of the Jungle, the friend to you and me....hey George! Watch out for that....

wall breaking, oh no, it's the kool aid man! He busts through the wall sayin "oh yeah!" and everyone starts reaching for their straws when

twenty five midgets come dancing in, each with a cane and top singing and dancing too.......

Kool aid man got irrated and pummeled through the building and ran away, but nobody really noticed because they were each caught up in their own problems. The midgets started to sing a Brittany Spears song and

opps I did it again was echoing through the halls like it would in the grand canyon. The gang decided that they weren't that crazy for Brittany's music, although they all agreed that she was pretty hot and they would do her if they got the chance, they didn't want to sing her song any more. So, they thought that a trip to the actual grand canyon would be fun so they could sing and hear the echo bounce of the red rocks. So they geared up, stole some camping equipment and loaded up the hippie volkswagon bus and headed to Arizona... they put a Cher CD and the song Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves was blasting when all of sudden HOLY CRAP..OMG......WHAT THE F..chit, what the,
OH NO, it can't be...is that...IS THAT....

AAAAAHHHHHHHH! It's Richard Simons on the side of the road, looked like he had been trying to catch a ride, but someone had run him over! They stopped the car and picked up the body, they decided they would take him up the canyon with them and give him a funeral

but by the time they got there they were all to f*cked up from all the pot smoking and drinking they did on the long drive, so they just tossed him over the side, while they watched him roll down the mountain they talked about how cool it was when they out ran the cops driving through Utah and how stupid the Utah cops are and while they were laughing

one of the midgets dropped the pipe and it shattered. Nothing but silence. The other midget that owned it started crying and telling everyone about his mother and how the pipe had been passed down the generations of his family. Everyone felt so bad that they decided to go to the store to get some crazy glue but

They ended up buying a new pipe and breaking it in. The Utah State police came by and wondered what they were doing up in the mountains. The midgets started dancing to the music. The Utah State Police left as the midgets started to groove and gyrate wildly to the music they were listening to as they were breaking in the pipe. The midgets then started to.....

rummage through a dumpster because they all had the munchies ( munchkins with the munchies, Ha!) After they were full, they decided to climb to the very top of the mountain. This took quite a deal of effort, they were all panting and hyperventilating, but they finally made it! They started a fire and decided to sacrifice one of the midgets by throwing him off the mountain, but who was it gonna be?

Smokey was their choice, after all he was the one that was always dressed up in the uniform and acting like he was their leader. As we know,midgets don`t like taking orders from anyone, especially from someone that.......

is so stupid..so they flipped their tiny little middle fingers and grabbed the stash and got back in the love mobile and took off for

Merrywannaville, Utah. Where they knew the grass was greener and more potent because of being grown hydroponically. They baked some fresh merrywanna brownies and went on a road trip to.....

aunt norma's house. They went up to aunt norma and asked her if she wanted to get stoned. Aunt norma replied yes so they threw bricks at her then stole her jewelery and a pair of her frilly.........

granny panties to run them up her flagpole in the front yard. As they took Aunt Norma`s jewelery to the pawn shop, they were stopped by a hooker posing as a "meter maid" and they were propositioned to give her the jewelery for "favors" granted.

they agreed to the proposition and as they quickly got undressed, the hooker rammed her finger up there hairy bottoms. ”ouch!!!” they both cried, " what the f**k are you doing?" the hooker looked them straight in the eye and said, "trying out your 'rings' for size"
well they just wern't amused at this hoooker so they pulled out there......... (keep it clean!!!)

and went back to their crib to count their losses.They both checked their "sized" rings to make sure that everything was in working order.