Such a tease.

Tell them a funny story

Okay....Go ahead.

cause it will make ya laugh...geez, your such a goof ball!!!

And you love it!!

Invite them into your home and share a special moment.

I do...you know I want you goof...I cry at night for you to ravage me.

Ahhhhh.....words every man wants to hear.

Eat a foot long in front of my date!

or in this case...read

oh goof, ravage me, ravage me..take me now ya big stud, I'm yours!!

show them my bank account

Should I bring the jumper cables?

This have something to do with the nipple statement the other night??

Well I've been doin that wrong...Best bring then in from the car!!

I would say that my best,,,,,would be to first know them well enough to do what they would never think I would,,,,wink



A good lay down over a mud puddle in front of us works for some,

SINGING,,,,,just singing in the rain,,AS IT POURS on us, for others,

A quick English accent at the check-out counter calling her lovie
while I complain about the bloody line be so long,wink,

Asking the clerk in the clothing area if she might know where they keep the condoms at.....thats a walk in another direction from me,,

Giving her a cheech and chong impression,,at a smoked filled grill cook out,,,,,,lol

Streaking down the middle of main street yelling STOP THAT CAR,,,THEY SLOLE MY SOCKS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS GETS MANY!!!!

Or a pretend to be smashed as I walk in to order a my real first drink at a club,,,,,they refuse me,,,and I then go stright sobber,
they are like,,,,smiling big and say bad words to me,wink,,,lol
Just SOME,,,wink,,

Pull down my pants

Fart and blame it on the guy next to you.

here is one way, watch this:

Learn how to be true friend

I sending hugs/kissess to the lonely/shut-in's and to the shy folks e-mail me and you've made a great friend and lover as time goes -on! to now match that if you will kool.