3 friends, bill, john and sam, went to a conference together. they
shared a big suite on the 75th floor, the top floor of the hotel. after
a long day of meetings, they were surprised to find out that the
elevators were out of order. they had no choice but to take the stairs
all the way up. bill said we should do something while going up to keep
ourselves preoccupied. i will tell jokes from the 1st floor to the 25th
floor. john will sing from the 26th to the 50th and sam will tell bad
stories from the 51st to the 75th. off they went. bill tells jokes until
the 25th and sam sings until the 50th. they arrived on the 50th floor,
sam's turn. he says: i will tell the worst story first...i left the room
keys in the car.

And Bill and John should sit down and wait for Sam to walk his sorry
butt back down the stairs and get the key himself!

I'd throw sam down the stairs

They could just call Spiderman on the cell phone and he could scale the
walls up to the top floor.