Topic: Were are all the Texas People - part 9 | |
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T, it's just that background noise inside my brain. It goes away when the ringing comes back........ ![]() Ooh...& here I thought it was the complimentary case of batteries you sent me...nevermind...carry on...guess I'll just keep myself occupied...pfffbbbt! |
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Yea, but putting the batteries in that buzzing doorbell I sent you will not keep you all that occupied.....
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THAT was a door bell? I thought it was an Orgasmo Counter...I kept
pushing & pushing the button but nuffin! No wonder I'm so disappointed! And a lil cranky... |
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Yer just pushing the wrong button...
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Well, I suppose we shouldn't stay in this room alone together too long...
people will say we're in love... |
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Let em talk.......
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Well, I did promise to tell some dirty jokes but all I can come up with is
limmericks with the word "Nantucket" in them... |
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?." |
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF?
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF? Quoting myself for clarity. |
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Well, now that that is taken care of....Geez, it is nice to get that kind of spew out of the way. He was just way too much.
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Well, now that that is taken care of....Geez, it is nice to get that kind of spew out of the way. He was just way too much. ![]() WOW! You ain't kidding! Remind me to never take candy from strangers again! Now where was I? Oh yes... There once was a jerk on Mingle who was pissed at the size of his dingle... |
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Where the hell are all the Mods at? That guy is really pissing me off in my thread! I'm sitting here being a good girl & not slamming him back...I've quietly reported him & yet he's allowed to continue on with his unprovoked attacks! WTF? Hummmmmmmmmm what guy ![]() |
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Hummmm seems I don't come in here and all of a sudden it takes off and everyone comes in shshsh damn do I smell bad or what "whiff whiff" humm okay to me shshshh
Well glad to see everyone dropped in for a little bit it was getting lonely in here talking to myself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I know how you feel, Kristi...*sigh*
I often end up playing with...I mean BY myself... |
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Good morning, Texas! Boy...I sure could go for a cup of hot chocky right
about now...who's hogging all the marshmallows? |
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I am full, I was having a dream this morning about eating a giant marshmellow.....Still spitting feathers from my pillow
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I've been accused of having marshmallow thighs before...
until they saw me crack walnuts with 'em...pfffffffft! |
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Cracking walnuts, hmmmm. All I have to say is stretchy hair band, ohh and ouch.
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LMFAO! That reminds me... I need to get started on my new book...do
you think the title "What NOT to put on yer weiner" is catchy? |
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