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THE GUYS VERSION:
Likes to cuddle - won't leave you alone Friends first - will never have sex with you Works from home - does crafts Homebody - never showers Educated - knows more than you and will let you know it Lady - will put you in your place Adventurous - likes to go to the movies Fun & goofy - mental issues Old fashion - missionary style only Drinks occasionally - will drink you under the table Great listener - will talk your head off Likes to try new things - let's go shopping Likes art & symphony - prude |
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....that's why us men just can't
get enough of ya'll |
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gosh what the hell is in my profile now i cant remember>>>>>> brb(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( |
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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well.. what's there to say about me... hmmm.. first of all there is
nothing little about me. I am strong minded, opinionated, and stubborn. you'll either like me or you won't, no and, if's or butts about it.... I know what I like, I know what I want... now comming up with the resources to get it.. that's another story.. I've done the looking for love and all that crap.. now i'm just into the here and now... screw all the anxiety.. and guess what people... heartbreak is a fact of life... get over it and move on... there are plenty of fish out there if you are looking for a fishfry... I guess the hippie in me says screw it and get screwed.. its alot more fun than moping about the one that got away... enjoy life... cause when it comes right down to the nitty gritty.. you better have enjoyed some of it before it slips away.. Now!! get your ass over here and risk getting the slap! Oh yeah!.. I didn't fill out the body type cause Bodacious wasn't a choice ;P My URL http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedhippiechick Send me a message! Profession: massage therapist Interests: Love the outdoors.. the beach, the lake, boats, fishing, camping, hiking, lazing around, BBQs, music, sunsets & sunrises, stars.......swimming, gardening, cooking, walking the dog, playing with the kids ^^ ok, so what does mine really say? |
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i dont have time to read that police report hippie...
can't you do it? |
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i'm big n i'm bad so - MAKE IT HAPPEN BABY - lead, follow or get fn out
of the way 8^) life is 2 short abridged translation by s1owhand |
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hmmm - shades - r u hiding after a hit and run?
p.s. Professionally: soothing Interests: loves it all |
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Well green to me it says Id sure like to come to your house
sometime!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I like 'em fun and goofy
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obviously
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i mean that didn't come off right Abstrakt...
it is just that you posted before that you seem to get the wackos! |
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lol It's true. If they don't have some kind of mental illness they
probably aren't interested in me. |
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