Do you have any other beautiful creations you could send
me?

ohhhhhhhhhhh

yes pete many heh!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS *

40ish 49+
Adventurous Slept with everyone
Athletic No Breasts
Average Looking MOOOOO
Beautiful Pathological Liar
Emotionally Secure On Medication, usually Prozac
Feminist Fat
Free Spirit Junkie
Friendly Slut
New Age Excessive body hair
Old Fashioned No blowjobs buddy
Open Minded Desperate
Long Walks on the Beach Been dumped several times
Candle lit dinners Severe acne
Outgoing Loud and embarrassing
Professional *****
Voluptuous Very fat
Large Frame Grossly obese
Seeking Soul mate Stalker (get restraining order)

WOMEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS

1. YES = NO
2. NO = YES
3. MAYBE = NO
4. WE NEED = I WANT
5. I'M SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY SOON
6. WE NEED TO TALK = YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW
7. SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD = OH HELL NO, YOU'D BETTER NOT
8. NO, I'M NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I'M PISSED OFF, YOU MORON
9. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING = LEAVE ME ALONE ASSHOLE

cheers bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

but we still love m!!!!!!!!!! lol

Fun fat feminist here. Anyone want to share some chocolates??? :)

shenerd yur a sweetie!!!!! lol xxoo

awsome sense of humor. xo

Thanks. I blame it on the suspenders...

lol xo

I see the Pope is back, he must have brought himself back from the dead
just like Elvis. Lock up your cattle and your goats...

lol

And the sheep.

OK, I'm bored, nobody to play with, time to hit the hay. Good night
all.

good night!!!!!

lmao..guess i'm a MOOOOOOO since i considered myself average

OK, I'm back, too much chocolate and tequila shots and I'm seeing goats
flying across my apt...

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