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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 42 | |
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so that's the reason I had so many emails today
Her friends through a birthday party for her and had a guy jump out of the cake. Her friends have been searching for her all day to cut the cake but she is missing and so is the cake guy. |
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yep you know it
really thought she was the light of the party turns out that she was really there to support the cake so it wouldn't fall over maybe next time she will think of not to have too many drinks next time |
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you want me to stay sober--not at YOUR birthday party.
Woke up this morning after her party in a hotel room in Vegas with a ring on her finger and the cake guy laying next to her and she has no idea what his name is |
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sure i do there actually at least 3 i can think of that could be my cake guy
she really gave me a 50th birthday party but i had to remind her over an over again it was my 25th she got mad after i posted the pictures of her all over the website but still gave me the best going party around |
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Is such a good friend that she is going to share her leftovers with me
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she took the whole cake an ice cream through it on the cake guy so i could lick it all off him sorry no left overs
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figure that would be a good one
she tipped over all the presents i got so mad at her that i told santa on her an said for her not to get anything this year but a bag of coal 
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thought she was punishing me but with the cost to heat this house a bag of coal was a great present
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She doesn't know when her glass is half empty!
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has the ultimate job as a ranch manager. She has young guys doing exactly what she says all day long!
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She want to learn how to use a whip. for the young guys at the ranch...( btw....it's fustrating, not being able to use that whip!
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she loves jello wrestling. :)
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could have won the jewel look alike contest if she would have just removed those glasses.
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secretly loves the color pink.
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wants to be superwoman
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Wants to be Catwoman
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wants to work in animal control
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wants to work in animal control
I used to work in a meat packing plant. Does that count? 
Wants to drive the van for animal control. 
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Dang...am I good or what??
Want to train the animals |
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