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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 42 | |
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Was once of chef at the Ritz in Paris but got fired for adding jalapeno peppers to the pate
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Follows Chef Metal around the world to view his cooking habits
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She didn't feel like hanging her outside Christmas lights on the house but knew it needed to get done. She pulled out a ladder and put on her shortest skirt. Within 5 minutes, three of her male neighbors were there offering to help.
She is now sitting in her nice warm house, enjoying a cup of coffee and watching these three fools freeze their butts off putting up her lights. Mission accomplished!! |
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Now serves Swine Flu Stew proudly to her children.
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Converting the country to the joys of Southern cooking one Northern at a time
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puts her hair in pigtails, short and boots and does the boot scootin' boogy
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Invented the beer IV.
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suddenly sprouted wings after a weekend of tequila, wine tamales, tacos and Texas BBQ. Is now part of a research study being done at the University of Texas to see if this phenomenon could be reproduced on others to cut down on air pollution from jet fuel.
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(They stopped the study because it created a big flap.
 ) Is now weaning her children off meat to the goodness of the world's most perfect food .... cookies! |
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Believes that the world's most perfect food (cookies) would be better prepared with BBQ frosting.
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Is spending the weekend studying intelligent life forms.
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took all my birthday presents an my birthday cake
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went to the local bar wearing a sign that said " Kiss me-it's my Birthday"
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how u think i got my free beers the other night lol
got me drunk so people would know that is the true me |
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Only pretended she was drunk so the cute guy would carry her out to her car and take her home. Once they got to her place she was suddenly quite sober
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damn i realized that was only a dream lol
i think she spiked my drink one too much the other night oh she still owes me that dinner lol |
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would rather go to dinner with the guy with the little red sports car
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Actually how bout the guy in ya picture lol kidding
nah i got a few guys lined up for that job she really really wishes that she didn't have so much to drink at my party or she woudln't have to been carried off to bed last night but man did we get some good pictures of her |
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he may be a little young for you Kerry. It's my youngest son who just turned 18. Trying to exhort money from me for the pics but I want to see them first |
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OH DANG IT LOL
nope sorry she wishes she could pay me first but too late posted them all over the site 
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