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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Fri 11/13/09 07:26 AM
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"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45,
I'm swimming through the ashes of another life There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed Staring down the barrel of a 45..." Think fast on this one. Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it? |
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spit in his face and say "pull it poosie"
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Kick him in his scroat, take the gun, and then say thank you for the nice gun.
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spray in face with hair spray and then run like hell
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Pull my pants down to distract them & then take the gun out of their hand
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Well, if it happened around here, I'd scream "Free chicken!" and wait for the stampede to trample him and then I'd run like hell. Did I mention how much they seem to love their chicken around here?
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"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, I'm swimming through the ashes of another life There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed Staring down the barrel of a 45..." Think fast on this one. Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it? |
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i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot
they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber |
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i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber |
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Sshshshhs what I normally do talk him down...........and hope like heck it works
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i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber Same here...better make the shots count, cause if they don't...I will find them. |
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My ex-husband stuck a .45 to my forehead (he was tripping on way too much mescaline)...I didn't even have enough time to bend over & kiss my azz goodbye. So, I committed my last act of defiance & said "Go ahead, you (fokking azzhole)...DO IT! Cuz once I'm dead I won't have to put up with you stupid azz anymore!" He hesitated for just that one second & his bros were able to push his arm up & wrestle the piece away from him... Drugs/booze & weapons do NOT mix.
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Flash the 'girls' at 'em!
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i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber Sameeee. |
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"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, I'm swimming through the ashes of another life There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed Staring down the barrel of a 45..." Think fast on this one. Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it? |
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Have one last healthy pee.
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Get on my knees and undo his zipper
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What if he's a she and not into guys?
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I'll stick it between my legs and pretend im a girl
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tuck phat
I'd rather get shot |
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