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Topic: ".45"
FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 11/13/09 07:25 AM
Edited by FearandLoathing on Fri 11/13/09 07:26 AM
"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45,
I'm swimming through the ashes of another life
There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed
Staring down the barrel of a 45..."

Think fast on this one.

Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it?

Quietman_2009's photo
Fri 11/13/09 07:26 AM
spit in his face and say "pull it poosie"

Goofball73's photo
Fri 11/13/09 07:31 AM
Kick him in his scroat, take the gun, and then say thank you for the nice gun.

silly's photo
Fri 11/13/09 08:35 AM
spray in face with hair spray and then run like hell

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 11/13/09 08:37 AM
Pull my pants down to distract them & then take the gun out of their handlaugh

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Fri 11/13/09 09:37 AM
Well, if it happened around here, I'd scream "Free chicken!" and wait for the stampede to trample him and then I'd run like hell. Did I mention how much they seem to love their chicken around here?laugh

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Fri 11/13/09 09:58 AM

"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45,
I'm swimming through the ashes of another life
There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed
Staring down the barrel of a 45..."

Think fast on this one.

Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it?
HEY ARE YOU IN FLINT, SAGINAW OR DETROIT????????????

lonetar25's photo
Fri 11/13/09 10:15 AM
i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot

they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber

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Fri 11/13/09 10:20 AM

i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot

they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber
HEY DO THAT TO THE GANG BANGERS AND THE DRUG DEALERS IN FLINT AND SAGINAW....... THEY NEED IT

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 11/13/09 10:24 AM
Sshshshhs what I normally do talk him down...........and hope like heck it works whoa

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 11/13/09 10:30 AM

i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot

they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber


Same here...better make the shots count, cause if they don't...I will find them.

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Fri 11/13/09 10:33 AM
My ex-husband stuck a .45 to my forehead (he was tripping on way too much mescaline)...I didn't even have enough time to bend over & kiss my azz goodbye. So, I committed my last act of defiance & said "Go ahead, you (fokking azzhole)...DO IT! Cuz once I'm dead I won't have to put up with you stupid azz anymore!" He hesitated for just that one second & his bros were able to push his arm up & wrestle the piece away from him... Drugs/booze & weapons do NOT mix.

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Fri 11/13/09 10:38 AM
Flash the 'girls' at 'em!

alk3chick89's photo
Fri 11/13/09 10:42 AM

i`d do nothing, if he/she is going to shoot, then they`re going to shoot

they better kill me with two shots, or their gun will be reloaded with their own fingers, wich will be fired into their eyes. then that hot barrell is going up their arse and i`ll just keep fireing their fingers up, then... whatever i can fit in the chamber


Sameeee.

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Fri 11/13/09 10:45 AM

"And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45,
I'm swimming through the ashes of another life
There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed
Staring down the barrel of a 45..."

Think fast on this one.

Seconds to spare, you are now staring down the barrel of a gun. The person behind the gun is someone that adamantly hates you, you know for a fact they won't hesitate. What do you do and how do you do it?
PULL THE PIN ON THE OLD PINEAPPLE AND TOSS AND RUN...........LOL

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 11/13/09 03:32 PM
Have one last healthy pee.

Dan99's photo
Fri 11/13/09 03:34 PM
Get on my knees and undo his zipper

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 11/13/09 03:39 PM
What if he's a she and not into guys?

Dan99's photo
Fri 11/13/09 03:55 PM
I'll stick it between my legs and pretend im a girl

Quietman_2009's photo
Fri 11/13/09 03:58 PM
tuck phat

I'd rather get shot

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