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Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.. 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. What are some of your random thoughts??? |
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I'm hungry....
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you need to add to #1 text messages and IM's
 
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Edited by
Thomas27
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Tue 11/10/09 01:16 PM
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If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, How come there was a song written about it?
If it's not always about the money, How come it's always about the money? Does anybody really know what the hell LOVE truly is? Sympathy is in the dictionary between s@#t and syphilis. |
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STOP DOING BICEP CURLS IN THE BLOODY SQUAT RACK!
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Is there really a Hurly-Burly man????
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I think we should elimiate the word "free" from our language. Nothing is ever "free" there is always a catch.
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keep them coming
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I think we should elimiate the word "free" from our language. Nothing is ever "free" there is always a catch. no free lunch lol |
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the pale horse and its rider are on their way! make ready people!!
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Why do girls do cleavage shots?
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Why should i stop doing curls in squat rack? When the amount of weight left on there after you are done is just right for me.
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my fav = 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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Cleavage shots?? that goes under the heading of putting your best foot forward??? LOL
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Cleavage shots?? that goes under the heading of putting your best foot forward??? LOL actually not foot, but just their best forward
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If I massage it, will the swelling go down?
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If I massage it, will the swelling go down? yes my dear Thomas, sooner or later it will go down 
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What happens if you are scared half to death...
TWO times?? 
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Why do they put Braille on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
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