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Topic: What is the very last thing you do before you fall asleep?
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 11/11/09 11:30 AM
Put a recording of Prime Minister Gordon Browns speech on. Close my eyes. I'm asleep before he gets past the fifth word.

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Wed 11/11/09 11:31 AM
pitch a tent

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Wed 11/11/09 12:02 PM
First, I climb into bed (yes, literally climb, its tall but I'm short). Then, if I have to work in the morning I set my alarm; if not, I send dirty text messages to my guy.

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Wed 11/11/09 12:27 PM
First, I climb into bed (yes, literally climb, its tall but I'm short). Then, if I have to work in the morning I set my alarm; if not, I send dirty text messages to my guy. sex text, interesting

silly Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 2789	Wed 11/11/09 04:59 PM
I say good morning,good afternoon and good night to my daughter Dawn in heaven and tell her i love her.I also tell Mike goodnight and that i love him.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 11/11/09 05:00 PM
Give it a tug

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 11/11/09 05:06 PM
I say good morning,good afternoon and good night to my daughter Dawn in heaven and tell her i love her.I also tell Mike goodnight and that i love him. And that makes me feel SILLY all over!!!

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:17 PM
take off the bunny suit, grab a bottle O' gin and try to imgine where I am going to wake up tomarrow.

8sydneysmom8 Joined Fri 11/06/09 Posts: 77	Wed 11/11/09 05:18 PM
allow all the dogs to get in their spots, then if my daughter is sleeping with me then she needs to get in her spot.... and if there is room for me I get into bet, cover everything but my nose ( so that I don't feel like I can't breath) and then tell the dogs to stop barking at eachother and go to sleep ..... say a prayer.... and drift to bed

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:21 PM
..... woke up in russia once.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 11/11/09 05:31 PM
Rub one out and orgasm so hard that I scream my own name then fall asleep before I cuddle with myself. ( I am selfish and inconsiderate....I know)

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:36 PM
.....and desprately lonley. Kiddin, mean I know. But who here has not played with themselves at least once?

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Wed 11/11/09 05:39 PM
look out my bedroom window, look at the stars, look at the neighbourhood cats frolicking, admire my mother's front garden, close the window, then find a nice comfy spot in bed.

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Wed 11/11/09 05:42 PM
Pee, thank God, and say my prayers.

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:43 PM
Point my laser pen into my nebior's windowand make a little red dot moving on the wall where ever he looks.

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:44 PM
Pee, thank God, and say my prayers. You mean thank god you peed?

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Wed 11/11/09 05:45 PM
Pee, thank God, and say my prayers. You mean thank god you peed? yeah, pretty much.. that too.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Wed 11/11/09 05:48 PM
Interesting

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Wed 11/11/09 05:48 PM
I would love to know why.

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Wed 11/11/09 05:55 PM
I would love to know why. Well, id love to listen to how you dont believe there is a God or whatever.. But ive got things to do... Like.. thank god I peed. NEXT!!