naught cho cheese

now thats funny-cute

there are 3 kinds of people in this world..people who can count & people who can't.





that is all :)

and the 3rd would be....?





oh wait,nevermind i get it now...

i take it youre part of the second type!!!

Why couldn't the Great Pumpkin get any girl pumpkins pregnant??









He had a Holloweenie!

Sorry... it still makes me laugh.

Ok here's one.. Hopefully i dont get kicked for this.. LOL..

Ok so Cinderella was home sitting around and upset about not being able to go to the ball. So the fairy godmother apears, and says cinderella why are you so blue.. So cinderella says, well i wanted to go the players ball but i dont have anything to wear...
Well the fairy godmother says Ok well i will give you anything you want, but you need to be home by midnight or your Diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin... well after some thought Cinderella agreed to the terms and was off to the ball..

Midnight came and went, and at about 4am Cinderella walked into the door in a drunken daze...

The fairy godmother sat back and said "where have you been?"
Cinderella in a drunken state said she was partying and met a great guy who took her back to his place, his name was peter peter... something or other...