Topic: The Penis Survey | |
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The American Government funded a survey to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French Government decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study... After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. |
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Who knew Canadians were so smart. |
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The American Government funded a survey to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French Government decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study... After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. |
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The American Government funded a survey to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French Government decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study... After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. |
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i wonder what the seventy five was for? LOL
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Edited by
perrfectlegsbutt
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Sun 11/08/09 10:50 PM
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Yeah, everyone is smart, not to be a smart-***. But one thing missing is oral sex. Ya know, you don't need all that research with a clean, healthy tongue Silly world we live in, huh? P. And P. stands for, well...tongue...
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CHEWING GUM IS LIKE KNEADING DOUGH, IF YOU HAD SOME DOUGH, YOU COULD BE SWALLOWING A HOT DOG...YUM!
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$75.46 HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH A GIRL...OR, BOY...
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nah... it was the ritual of going out and putting on their beer goggles.. had to have some sort of idea in order to do their research.
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i could've done all that research while sitting at home with a playboy....
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