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| Topic: Ladies, you don't need a man | |
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What you trying to do, Atlantis? You're selling yourself short.
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*Laughing*
I can SOOOO hear your Voice as it Drips with Sarcasm, Atlantis, my Friend.... Lovin it! 
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I know i don't need one...I want one! Ok, so this was the first reply to the topic, so I will have to go in order and answer your questions and hopefully lead you to a happer life WITHOUT A MAN!  Honey. No you don't want that. Problems having a man: 1. They smell.  2. They fart.  4. They do things that you don't like, like watching movies you don't want to watch or go to place you don't want to go.  5. They talk. Unlike the the toys and artificial "things"  you can google on the online stores and so on..these creatures "talk". And they even talk back. Pros of having a man: 1. zero. SEE?  You do not want a man!  You have proven nothing...I am happy now. I have boys, they fart, and I go to action movies with them. I like that thing you call "talk". Lady... I am not going to any sort of argument here. I am already risking a great deal here. You must understand this. I'm a whistleblower here, a man who betrays his fellow men for your own benefit. I might die as a martyr, but never the less I am risking a lot here. Now..we have a lot of questions regarding this - understandably - controversial topic and I don not have too much time (do I?? ) to discuss little tiny bitty details and false beliefs and false feelings here, because the line is long and the last thing I want is to someone not getting an answer for her questions and her doubts and ends up getting a man. So please- and I ask you nicely- do not "cut in" the line, when you have already got your answers , just because you had some sort of "rush" of feelings (false!) regarding having a man. Just relax, sit down and wait it out. It's like a nicotine rush after you quit. These feelings do come back, but trust me, they are false. Thank you. Now...back to the topic. oh gawd.... 
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no I don't need a man..but they are fun to keep around from time to time.
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but the internet don't kiss and hug...  Ok, we are down to reply No 2. Yes honey. the Internet does not do that. But I got some FANTASTIC news for you!   I googled for you and came up with 2 possible alternatives.  Now, I have to be cruel and state the facts, because there are negatives to this. 1. This robot does not kiss. Maybe just kinda pushes his platic face against yours and you might just gonna have to "imagine" a kiss. If you got good imagination, then it might even work!!! Aren't just those Japanese engineers something?? hmm?  Ok, if you are still not satisfied, and you got your hugging robot but you want some kiss, well well, it's your lucky day!   Isnt....that...just...amazing????    Technology sure to provide us all the needs and wants we need, and again..let's sound off again together We don't need no stinkin' man! 
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kinda suck snuggling with the computer..lol.. can google hug you and give you a kiss after a bad day?
or offer true comfort when your sad? hell if it can sign me up...lmao |
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kinda suck snuggling with the computer..lol.. can google hug you and give you a kiss after a bad day? or offer true comfort when your sad? hell if it can sign me up...lmao i know, right?? Atlantis, you crack me up 
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I concur,, people confuse WANT and NEED like they confuse FACT and OPINION
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All' s I wanna know is who is Atlantis writer cause he should be in Hollywood, 2ns fact is Atlantis is correct, you don't need a man but God made them for something, so we might as well use them...
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All' s I wanna know is who is Atlantis writer cause he should be in Hollywood, 2ns fact is Atlantis is correct, you don't need a man but God made them for something, so we might as well use them... Oh no hon. You are wrong. God made many things we do not use. For example. What use do you have for this?  It's a platypus. I have no idea how in the world this really make any sense. God must have been under the influence, whatever heavenly weed or wine he has up there... but we really don't have a use for this creature. Sorry.  Men are the same way, like the platypus. so the next time you see a man, say this really quickly quietly "platypus! platypus! platypus! "
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I say, I say, boy, you really should do this with sound...because the Foghorn Leghorn accent is right on!
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All' s I wanna know is who is Atlantis writer cause he should be in Hollywood, 2ns fact is Atlantis is correct, you don't need a man but God made them for something, so we might as well use them... Oh no hon. You are wrong. God made many things we do not use. For example. What use do you have for this? It's a platypus. I have no idea how in the world this really make any sense. God must have been under the influence, whatever heavenly weed or wine he has up there... but we really don't have a use for this creature. Sorry. Men are the same way, like the platypus. so the next time you see a man, say this really quickly quietly "platypus! platypus! platypus! " Hey this just proves God has a sense of humor and imagination. |
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of course we don't need one ...
...but there is something quite wonderful about them 
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ARTGURL!!!!!!!!!!!! you're back!!
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ARTGURL!!!!!!!!!!!! you're back!! now and again
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It's good to see you. I got worried
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yeah ... me too - different reasons
 Thanks sweetie |
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hope you are feeling better.
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I don't need a man, but if one comes along I will take him.
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