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| Topic: Is this True is this what we want | |
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 A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big ta-ta's who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a poopie. |
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Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much truth to this.
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I love men. ! 
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queen's ransom
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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big ta-ta's who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a poopie. I don't drink, I have no interest in golf or fishing, and I've never understood the fascination with big ta-tas. In addition, I think the whole communication thing (both ways) is extremely important, so I'd be unlikely to get involved with a deaf-mute. Sex is not a big deal to me, either, so a nymphomaniac would be a bad fit. Mythbusters, yeah. |
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That was cute, Boobie!
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Edited by
Englishrose2
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Tue 10/06/09 09:51 AM
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replace man with girl...now thats a hell of a poem!!
Anna x
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Soooooooo.......I REALLY need that gymnasts phone #.
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I gotta admit, I have always been intrigued by the deaf/mute thing. The thought of a woman honking like a goose when in the throws of passion could be a turn on. (Though I would probably have to bury my head in a pillow to hide my laughter)
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I gotta admit, I have always been intrigued by the deaf/mute thing. The thought of a woman honking like a goose when in the throws of passion could be a turn on. (Though I would probably have to bury my head in a pillow to hide my laughter) Also makes me wonder: If a deaf/mute falls in a forest...would anyone hear them? (Oh that was BAAAAAD! Somebody spank me!) |
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Edited by
Phuque2
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Tue 10/06/09 10:14 AM
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I gotta admit, I have always been intrigued by the deaf/mute thing. The thought of a woman honking like a goose when in the throws of passion could be a turn on. (Though I would probably have to bury my head in a pillow to hide my laughter) Also makes me wonder: If a deaf/mute falls in a forest...would anyone hear them? (Oh that was BAAAAAD! Somebody spank me!) OK Hi T and Eric |
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Word up Q2. Hope life is treating you kindly.
Now, back to my fantasy...... Ohnnn Knuuupa. Oou dnu bee bmaybme. Honk. Yeth oou YETH!!! DNU BEE HNARDAR! Honk honk |
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Word up Q2. Hope life is treating you kindly. Now, back to my fantasy...... Ohnnn Knuuupa. Oou dnu bee bmaybme. Honk. Yeth oou YETH!!! DNU BEE HNARDAR! Honk honk
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Soooooo Calleigh.....any chance you are a deaf/mute? Hehehehehehehe
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Well you forgot to add, a woman who can fix my slice, help me with my putting, and make a really good sandwich.
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Soooooo Calleigh.....any chance you are a deaf/mute? Hehehehehehehe Nope, actually I've been told I talk too much and I can be rather loud. 
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The Deaf/mute theme thats appeared is so funny to some so why am i not laughing??
 Anna x
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Soooooo Calleigh.....any chance you are a deaf/mute? Hehehehehehehe Nope, actually I've been told I talk too much and I can be rather loud. what about the third criteria? nymphomanica by chance?
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