Who won?

Yeah, I've been pardoned once, too.

i just received my first notice post deadline through forwarded mail....that was a fun feeling especially considering i live no where near there anymore.

The guy got off

Of course you're aware that my question was a joke and your answer was an even better one.

The SAME thing happened to me! I have been moving this past week and now I live somewhere completely elsewhere.

Let's see how many other things we have in common.

Common-law marriages? Common ancestry? Common language? Common on strongly when seeing a sexy person?

got a fifty fifty there maybe course the jurys still out on the rest

You mean a split decision? Right down the middle? Other than divorce settlement cases, I haven't experienced that, in my forty years of legal career. It's not often the judge or the jury hands out the decision, "it's a tie."**

(**) I owe it to my professional and other integrity to mention that the "tie" as a legal decision or judgment is not my own original joke. You mentioned it, bugeater, and then some two decades ago I had read it in a Dilbert cartoon.

bohemian, here's a case to wrap your mind around, I love to debate legal cases. Boyfriend of 3 years live-in domestic with a girlfriend, moved in with boyfriend after she had an argument with her husband. Girlfiend is a hopeless wreckless alcoholic, who is bi-polar, bad thyroid, anger-rage-driven since the age of 4, girlfriend goes through a 5 liter box of wine in a day, blood panel is off the charts, has a history of cheating and lying, has had so many relationships in the past 20 years it would make your head spin, and trumped up a DV charge against her boyfriend because he was reading the Bible quietly while he waited with her in the Hospital room while waiting to be treated for nose bleeds and chronic alcoholism. Boyfriend is stupid for putting up with this, but saw the good in her and was sadly stabbed in the back over and over again. Please tell me this woman is psycho.