Here is my story and I'm sticking to it... I vacuumed my carpets in order to clean them well my carpet cleaner decided it did not want to work anymore so I had to go rent one...................Sooooooooooooo

Okay so far ya'll know I'm down to cleaning my carpets....... Well I get the bedrooms, hall and office done I proceed into the living room. When I realize it is time to change the water again well I had just changed the plug where it was plugged up to now the cord is on the far side of the living room to my left as I stand in front of the cleaner.

Sooooooooo I proceed to unlatch the hook to take the container off with the water to dump it which I will remind you holds 3'5 gal to start with..... Sure after you clean the carpets you loose some of that water but with this one not much.

Sooooo now I have it unlatched and step to my left in order to get a good grip on the handle as I turn towards the bathroom to empty it......


Well..............yeppiers ya guessed it, what do I do but trip over the cord and here I have a hold of this container with at least 3 gallons of water you get where I'm going here don't ya well it happens I fall down to my knees the water not only splashed up and gets me in the face, hair and down the front of my shirt but..............proceeds to spill forward at least away from me anyway and yeppers now I have about 2 gallons of it back on the floor all right in front of the door going to my hallway......

I get up water is literally dripping from my hair and I'm having to wipe off my face with the parts of my shirt that is dry...luckily I had my glasses on so none of the cleaning stuff got in my eyes and where it all fell did not get on any furniture so much easier to get it up....Goood thing this is one I rented since mind just broke and has a hell of a suction on it.

Okay now that I have actually gotten my mess all cleaned up and refilled the carpet cleaner to finish my job I started. I did look in the mirror in the bathroom for I look like a drowned rat and had to start laughing figured hell I would share this with ya and give everyone a good laugh as well......

No I'm not hurt did bump my knee pretty good and felt it in my shoulder as well as my left hand. Other then that just my pride got hurt......


Okay anyone else with a good story to make us all laugh for a bit... What did ya'll do in the past that went the wrong way but made you laugh in the end???......

So...um...what's wrong with being a lil dirty & wet?

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm huhhh but but.........ohhhhhhhhhhhh never mind or I will be in my corner for sure hehehehe

OK...but just don't make a mess...

sounds pretty kinky to me!!

So glad you are ok, and if you have any ideas of renting a power wahser to clean your drive..............

Well I assure you I went down all the way and got totally wet to the point of dripping hehehe

Well I assure you there will be a few kinks resulted from this incident

Oh, I bet you went down all the way...

Hummm I will hang the hose on the fence line to keep it above me

Now, THAT'S kinky...

As far down as I could go hehehhe and did it gooooooooood toooo

Hey now you have to have it where you can see it real good

Well back to cleaning dammit my wrist is hurting a bit shshshshsh yes and I will be extra carefully when changing the water out next time

oh that was good.
my garage door broke.i told my 8 year old to stand back wile i fix it. she said daddy do you know how to put it back together again.i said don't get worried i am a trained professional well no more then 2 min later the door hit me in the head it almost knocked me out. i fixed the door and then went in the house to get cleaned up she said daddy you can take your shower first tonight you need to clean the cut on your head.omg if i could post the pitcher i had her take of me you would laugh you but off.

Oh my, Johncarl...looks like THAT will leave a mark!

Oh good God!

Don't move Kristi! I will be done in a minute......

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making my "O" face.......

Whew! I need a cigarette after that!

That mental imagery is gonna carry me through many a lonely restless night.

The first time I tried to shave, I used shaving cream with an electric razor!
My dad got a real kick out of that one!
My grandpa was bad to sleepwalk. One hot night he peed in the floor fan!
My uncle got his hoo-ha hung in his zipper!
An old, stray cat wailed incessantly every night at my grandmas'. One day she looked out the window, and saw it standing next to an old television stored in the shed. She got her single-shot .22 rifle, fired at it, and missed. However, she DID hit the TV screen, which exploded, instantly killing the cat!

Dammit Krupa see how you are get em while they are down lmao ya azz

Well ... Yanno there is always the one about how we've ALL run full tilt boogie into the glass balcony door right ...


... Not just me, ALL of us ... right ...