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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Fri 09/25/09 06:20 PM
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 The first time I tried to shave, I used shaving cream with an electric razor!
My dad got a real kick out of that one! My grandpa was bad to sleepwalk. One hot night he peed in the floor fan!
 My uncle got his hoo-ha hung in his zipper!
 An old, stray cat wailed incessantly every night at my grandmas'. One day she looked out the window, and saw it standing next to an old television stored in the shed. She got her single-shot .22 rifle, fired at it, and missed. However, she DID hit the TV screen, which exploded, instantly killing the cat!
Ohhhh I bet he did too funny....  bet that woke him up
All I can say is OUCH
Awww poor old cat...... 
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Could be a very intelligent vacuum cleaner. Were you on the rugs* at the time?
(*) Euphenism |
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There's the one when I was 13 and my best guy friend wanted to show me his new switchblade that he brought back from Mexico, yeah???
Opened it toooooooooo close, right into my chin, oops! ... Ooooooowwwww ...
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Could be a very intelligent vacuum cleaner. Were you on the rugs* at the time? (*) Euphenism Yeah lucky I was not in the bathroom where there is tile or it would not have been good  But my shoulder is letting me know it happened 
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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Fri 09/25/09 06:33 PM
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There's the one when I was 13 and my best guy friend wanted to show me his new switchblade that he brought back from Mexico, yeah??? Opened it toooooooooo close, right into my chin, oops! ... Ooooooowwwww ...
Ewwwwwwwwwww weeeeeeee bet that hurt bet I would of almost smashed that switchblade
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Edited by
Dancere
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Fri 09/25/09 06:31 PM
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Yeah, but worse was the time my bro was whomping on some rope w/ a scythe ...
Missed ... went through same chin (only one I gots ...  ) and through my bottom gum ...
He stood frozen in feared shock ... THEN??? ... 
Pulled it back out, the way it went in!!! Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Jumpin' Jehosiphers ... OUCH times infinity ... 
Hard to believe I bear no chin scars, nor malice, eh??? ...
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Wow it is a miracle you have a chin left or even a big dent in it shshshhsh bet that one smarted...........
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Ah, my childhood ...
Youngest, only girl, all brothers, tough tomboy extraordinaire ... Chile ... the stories I survived to tell ... 
Hell w/ da chin ... lucky I even survived ...
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